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Hello and welcome! My name is Adam Anarchy and I have been assigned the dubious task of reporting some of the latest news and happenings, the way I see it, in the CWL, FWO, NNW, PWD, and several other top notch federations. You privileged people out there are finally going to get the inside scoop on this business from an actual wrestler in the business. That's right. Your not going to be reading just some clueless "smart mark" jargon here. This sounds like a lot of responsibility for me doesn't it? Well to the normal, average, mediocre reporter of course it would be! Ah, but you see when you are me everything comes easy. Who needs rules when you can have Total Anarchy? Now where is Ms. Singletary with my paperwork and notes? How am I supposed to report something when I don't even have my cheat sheets in front of me to know what the hell is going on? Ah, dumb broad. She's useless. I guess I'll just have to wing it.

On with the news as it stands now:

- The Championship Wrestling League has certainly stepped things up a notch. Since they arrived on the scene officially January 1, 2001 they have yet to cease to impress the pro wrestling community. If it wasn't for this bum elbow of mine I would already be powerbombing and kicking the crap out of such stars in the CWL as The Don, Kodiak Vic Creed, Zero, Fallen, Flying Frenchie and countless others.

Mr. Tort, the CWL owner, looks to be nothing more than a money mongering old man with nothing better to do than throw his dirty money into a venture he knows absolutely nothing about. Ha, sounds like Vince McMahon with his XFL, that fart in the wind Vinny Mac keeps fanning in our general direction.

Watch for a man by the name of Mr. Flissner to make a possible play at a CWL corporate take over. Corporate take over? Ha, I love that stuff! What is a guy like "Dashing" Danny Culligan going to do if a new regime does in fact get put into place? Will this mean "The Dashing One" will just have a new butt to kiss? This all makes for some interesting television. Culligan kissing gluteus maximus. Lovely.

CWL Titans certainly is a good alternative to WWF Smackdown every Thursday night. The women in the CWL don't look half bad either. I just don't get why we haven't seen any of them in any real in-ring action yet. The gal who trained all of them should finally get her girls some air time. Real air time as competitors, not just eye candy.

On a few side notes, right now as I see it guys like Machina, Sid Snow, Kid Cool and especially The Total Eclipse are a total waste of valuable roster space. If I could rather have my rathers I would like to see the last four guys I just mentioned beaten in a four on one loser(s) leave town handicap match against ----Insert name of REAL wrestler with talent here---- thus getting rid of some useless jabronies. THAT would make for a good story.

Comedy in and of itself is fine. Leprechaun and Little Italy, the little people as I like to call them, can provide that comedy just by being vertically challenged. The CWL just needs more professionals and REAL athletes. Having a bunch of side show acts who can't wrestle their way out of a wet paper bag is sad, not funny.

When some tag teams are introduced into the CWL I am sure Terry Nodar, the head booker, will finally get down to serious business. There has been no new word yet as to who these new tag teams being hired are as of this report.

I am personally looking forward to CWL Revolution. As Wild Bill Wrangler from the MWA would say it should be "One helluva piece of business!". I'm with you on this one cowboy. I just wonder who everyone is picking to win the CWL World Heavyweight championship at this pay per view?

Just who is going to climb the Mountain and beat it? We'll all know March 31st.

Editor's Note: Next week Adam Anarchy will be filing a report on the fWo. Look for it next Thursday! If you have news to report send it to [email protected] We will include any news sent in by reliable sources here.