Corporatemas™ is Coming Soon!

There is only a few more months until Corporatemas™. After all, it's on the 25th of December.

Ah yes, Corporatemas™, or C-mas as it's known to many. For those from other cultures, Corporatemas™ is the day when all good people exchange gifts in order to stimulate the economy in the Q4 portion of the year. Originally, Corporatemas™ began to celebrate the birth of some guy (I can't remember for sure, but I think it was the Easter Bunny). However, over the years it has evolved into a critical part of our economic growth. Without Corporatemas™, the economy would falter, leaving everybody of out a job to die in the streets. Only through the gift exchange that is the primary pillar of Corporatemas™ can we support our fragile economy.

I encourage those of you who do not celebrate Corporatemas™ to do so this December. If you are unsure how, I will help you to better enjoy this festive holiday. The most important thing is to buy lots and lots of expensive presents. Do not worry about paying for them, that's what your VISA is for. After all, a little consumer debt never hurt anyone! You might be wondering who you should buy presents for. The answer is everybody! If you can remember their name, and even if you can't but should, buy them a present. That's the Corporatemas™ spirit. In fact, buying a present makes up for all the neglect in your life! If you have been working too hard to spend time with your children, they will understand when they see their new presents Corporatemas™ morning! Yes, I did say presents in the plural. The only thing better than giving a Corporatemas™ present to someone is giving them more than one Corporatemas™ present. After all, if one Corporatemas™ present says "I love you", imagine what ten Corporatemas™ presents would say!

So, let us review who wins with Corporatemas™:

• The recipient who gets a great new present.
• You for giving such a great present.
• The corporation(s) involved in providing the great present.
• The economy which relies on such corporations.
• Everyone who relies on the economy.
• Everyone!

Corporatemas™ is not just about you, your loved ones or some dead guy; it's about everyone. So for everyone's better Corporatemas™, avoid these pitfalls:

• Avoid buying high quality presents. Someone else may buy the same gift after the original breaks.
• Use lots of non-recyclable packaging. Recycling hurts the economy.
• Avoid making your own presents. It slows down the economy and you will never do a good job.

Around Corporatemas™ you may hear these helpful and wise slogans:

• Have you bought your Corporatemas™ presents yet?
• Are you sure you have enough Corporatemas™ presents for your loved ones?
• Your children will not love you if they do not get this present on Corporatemas™ morning.
• Remember, you can always buy one more Corporatemas™ present.

With these Corporatemas™ tips, you should be everyone's favourite Corporatemas™ day!

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