Do you know what is hillariously, fantastically erm... hillarious?!!?!?
PICK-UP LINES!!!!! These are some fantastic pick-up lines from all over the web!
(Excluding really really grody ones) ENJOY!
1.) �Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?�
2.) Goth: �Call me morbid, call me pale, call me yours" or
3.) �Do you practice safe hex? �
4.) Christian: �Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?� or
�What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?�
5.) Sufferers of Attention Deficit Disorder: "Excuse me, but I just noticed that the color of your eyes reminds me of something I saw in Hawaii. I was walking on the beach and ... Oh cool! They have beer nuts here." (by the by we totally didn't make that up!!! I PROMISE!!!)
6.) Incurable romantics: "I never believed in love at first sight until YOU walked into the room."
7.) Sex fiends: "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?�
8.) �If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful.�
9.) "Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw." (ahaha sorry it was funny!)
10.) "Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be."
11.) "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock." (I'm sorry I just cant stop.... I had to put that one up!)
12.) "I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you" (that was kinda just mean.........)
13.) "My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going..."
(awwwww.... I would love 2 hear that one.... *wipes tear*)
14.) "You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb."
15.) Guy:"Would you like to dance?"
Girl:"I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you."
Guy:"I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you
look fat in those pants" (ahahahah good cover)
16.) "I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house."
17.) "Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine."
18.) "You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
light switch away." (REALLY MEAN!!)
19.) "You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy." (LOL OH GOD!! ROTFLMAO!!! THAT WAS GRRREEAT!!!!)
20.) "Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long." (ahahaha!)
21.) Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams. (yay!)
22.) "I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room." (AHAHH... fabbity fab fab!)
23.) Guy: "haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Girl:"Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore" (excellent come back!)
24.) "My face is leaving in 10 minutes, be on it."
25.) "Are those astronaut pants? cause yer butt is outta this world!" (very common one.....)
26.) "Is your dad a thief? Cause he must have stole the stars and put 'em in yer eyes!"
27.) "Baby, you so fine I wish I could plant you an grow a whole field of y'all!"
28.) "So, you're a girl huh?"
29.) "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!"
30.) "If you were a booger I'd pick you first." (AHAHA romance!!!)
31.) "Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it." (I shall meet a doug.......)
32.) "If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."
33.) "My love for you is like diarrhea..... i just cant hold it in!" (I has to use this because Lily's boyfriend used this 2 express his feelings 4 her.....perhaps I shall call him anas-loo instead of his pet name ana-loo. OH WAIT! I already do...)
34.) "I'd marry your cat just to get in the family."
35.) "I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade."
36.)"Guy: Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose.
Girl: What?
Guy:(Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!" (ahahahhahahaha my god I hope that happens 2 me!!!!)
37.) "I may not be dairy queen but I'll treat you right!!!"
38.) "Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?"
39.) "Hi" (I like this one)
40.) The ever so common: "I've lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?"
