Way back in September of 2003, there was Lindy's cousin twice removed. This cousin of Lindy's was a paramedic and had many blue paramedic gloves. One day, he blew one up into the shape of a chicken's head and gave it eyes with a felt marker. Thus, Mr. Happy Chicken Man was born!
You're probably wondering why you should care..... well, I'll tell you....... this was no ordaniary chicken head man thingy........ THIS CHICKEN MAN...... was a role model, a role model for all of us! He could not give us his wisdom verbally but instead shared his wisdom through actions and helping others!!!!!!!!!!! And for that we here at Corny Candy salute Mr. Happy Chicken Man for being such an outstanding role model for children and adults alike!!!!!!!!!!!
This page contains pictures of Mr. Happy Chicken Man shedding his wisdom.... watch.....&...... enjoy!!!
Mr. Happy Chicken Man.......... Mr. Happy Chicken Man supports basketball...... Mr. Happy Chicken Man supports chips & dip............ Mr. Happy Chicken Man supports fake dogs......... Mr. Happy Chicken Man supports real dogs too......... Mr. Happy Chicken Man supports natural gas......... Mr. Happy Chicken Man does not support ugly shoes......... Mr. Happy Chicken Man supports veggies & dip......... Mr. Happy Chicken Man does not support alcoholic beverages.... we think...... Mr. Happy Chicken Man supports family dinners....... Mr. Happy Chicken Man supports trail mix......... Mr. Happy Chicken Man supports beef cake..... mmmmm........
As you can see so far, Mr. Happy Chicken Man has done all but bad in his inspirational life...... who knew that he would soon be popped while accidently leaning on the barbque on Lindy's deck.....
The remains of Mr. Happy Chicken Man's body at the funeral....... Lindy delivers a teenage angst driven eulogy....... notice the strange choice of clothing.....in Lindy's defense, she had no other black clothing..... Mr. Happy Chicken Man will never be forgotten........
