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up up and AWAY!!Kelli writes...
welp, i'm off to sylvan lake for a couple days....i think...maybe three. SO!! i won't be here for that bit. no no no, don't cry, it'll all be okay in the end. anyway ya.
OH!! I simply MUST tell you about my stampede experiance! ya, the rides were great and all, and it was really quite fun fun fun, but the BEST part of the whole evening was DEFINATLY the concert that came at the very end! It was and "out of your mouth" concert. You may not have heard of them because they're not very famous, i suppose, but they had a song in the top ten called "music" which was a redo of madonna's song. And so anyway, it was my first concert and it was the most awesome thing i've ever been too! At first i thouht it might be boring, but as son as the band started, everybody started jumping, and i was getting pushed around and stuff, and found myself in the middle of this pushing pit thing. It was a big empty space in the crowd, and people went in to see how long they could last because people would come flying at you and knock you out of the way. People were elboeing each other and stuff to get them out of the circle nd it started out with me right in the middle!! so ya, i didn't last more than half a second, people pushed andrew and I out as soon as it started. Then i watched it for a bit beacuse it was just so funny! But even though people were trying to kill each other, whenever someone fell over, they got helped up imediatly by the person nearest to them.
But then as I was watching the circle thing, someone went flying over my head, hitting my face of course, and i figured out that the person was body surfing! That wasn't the first one, i swear about every 20 seconds someone went over my head, but I caught on and helped them along. It wasn't always very smooth though, There was this one guy in the middle of the crowd that was really big (like as in muscles) and he was hoisting people up. Most of them he just threw up into the crowd and whoever was being thrown had to trust the crowd to catch them, and they didn't always. Some people went up and imediatly down into the mud (it was raining before the concert started so there was mud everywhere, and i was bare footed by the way, so i had mud up to my knees)
And altough I got kicked and fell on about 500 times, i LOVED every moment of it!!! It was SOOO much fun!!! That was definatly not my first and last concert!!
well anyway, i've got to get ready for sylvan lake, TA!!
updated: at the moment
Kelli blogged @ 1:30pm on saterday, July 17th, 2004
passionate flashKelli writes...
WOOHOO!!! new layout!!! FINALLY!!!! i am soooo happy about it too!! it's so....different! well, this entry is called passionate flash because of the layout and because i'm in a rush and must go now...BYE!
updated: current layout, past layouts, at the moment
Kelli blogged @ 3:02pm on friday, july 16th, 2004
experimentsKelli writes...
WHY!?!? is it called experiments your mind ponders? well! I decided to do somthing a little different wiht my hair today!! (lol, ya....not as exciting as you thought it would be) but it's exciting for me!! plus! I took pictures of it, so it's the first time you get to see me! exciting huh? well...without further ado (adu?...adoo?..adoe?)....here they are...
snazzy huh?? I seriously envy people with natural curly hair. it's soo....i dunno....neat? lol, lame word. anyway! i was just here to show you myslef AND to say that a new layout is WELL on it's way!
updated: at the moment
Kelli blogged @ 11:54pm on wednesday, july 14th, 2004
poor lindy-plopKelli writes...
wow!! i'm finally getting good at this "blogging" thing!! i've been writing pretty good lately. Maybe it's because i'm home alot......ya, my cousin and I have been staying home lately since we did all the exciting stuff we could basically do. EXCEPT THE STAMPEDE!!! weeeee... SO excited!! Andrew and I will be flying solo there together this Thursday. Which I guess doesn't really count as solo, but i shall explain. We are solo because my poor Lindy can't come anymore! As some of you may know, Lindy goes to summer school for math. (NO she's not stupid!! she's very very smart, but hey, math just isn't the bestest and most favorite subject of our little lindy). And anyway, because her parents wanted her to concentrate on her studies, they unplugged her computer for who knows how long!! (plus she's not aloud to go anywhere for who knows how long!) which is stinky, i shall miss her. rather so.
anyway! back to happier events. I made a new wallpaper!! I was actually just kinda planning on making this one for myslef, but it turned out so fabulous i just couldn't keep it to myself anymore. So ya, go check that out.
Ya I know, i know, this layout is getting terribly old, i'm working on it!! Lindy and can't agree on anything, so i think were gonna have to go back to the good ol' days when we took turns making layouts. I hope she agrees. In fact, i'm gonna call her right now!
updated:wallpapers, at the moment
Kelli blogged @ 6:16pm on Tuesday, July 13th, 2004
package at my doorstepKelli writes...
well then! my cousin was suppose to come this sunday, but no!! she came on tuesday! So now she is here and we are very jolly. Yes, yes we are. Were doing WAY too much stuff though. Weve hardly had time to just sit around and be lazy. As soon as she got here on tuesday, we went straight to the mall until 10pm, then the next day we woke up and again went to the mall nice and early, and it was absolutly POURING!!! We attempted to bring an umbrella, but it was crappy and it broke 5 dillion times because it was windy, and people laughed at us as they walked by with their perfect umbrellas. lol, we were laughing the whole way to the mall. And anyway, while at the mall, Andrew came to visit us because we were bored, and we hung around for a bit, then once he left we went home and rented "house of 1000 corpes" you know that one that was written and directed by rob zombie? ya, it was a gross movie, very gross, not too bad though. It wasn't completely horrible, and it actually had good actors, not famous, but good. Then the NEXT day, Andrew came over and we watched "Monster" Which again, is a pretty gross movie. It's like a rough version of "sex and the city". ish. sorta. After the movie we went to Andrew's for hotub and hanging. And then that brings us to TODAY!!! *phew* and today we are going paintballing with (i'm sure you've guessed already) ANDREW!! weeoo! so ya, eciting life o rama.welp, i've gotta go so as to get ready for andrew's arrival. ta!
updated: at the moment
Kelli blogged at 11:51am on Friday, July 9th, 2004
new life....ishKelli writes...
woot! my computer is fixtulated again! how very superb. now i can rant and rave about everything that has happened in the last...what?...month and a half? ya, something like that. TERRIBLY sorry! but once again, my computer is not taking an exact liking to me, and so, ya.
why bore you with my last month or so, i'll just keep you updated on the recent stuff. As few of you probably know, yesturday was Canada day, and what a perfect day it was! My parents, and Andrew and I went to some kinda festival for Canada day, and we were there for a bit until it started raining and hailing like crazy! But since I love the rain, Andrew and I danced around in it for a while before we agreed to meet my parents in the oclaire market. (for those of you who don't know what that is, it's kinda like a mall type thing with very different stores). And while i was there, i ran into the newest love of my life, dance dance revolution!!! It is SOOOO much fun! I'm sure many of you have tried this game before, and would surely agree. Ya, ya, i really sucked at it, but it was the funnest (or most fun, for you literally correct people) game i've ever played. It costed a buck to play though, so i want to buy the game so that i don't have to pay so much everytime I want to play.
OH!! and the weirdest thing happened yesturday. After Andrew and I were at the Oclaire market, we went to the movies (spider-man 2! WOOP!) and decided to hang around the movie theatre a bit when the movie was done, but to our surprise the mall (which is attached to the theatre)hallways were still open. which is really weird because our movie end at about 10:00pm and the mall closed at 6:00pm. And usually theu close a huge gate so that you can't get into the mall, but last night...you could. So we walked into the mall which was completely empty and it was the weirdest thing ever! it was like walking around a HUGE mansion that belonged to you, because there was nobody else around. It felt like we had been locked in the mall. lol, so ya now i'm just rambling.
welp, anyway, g2g do something to make my summer worth while. TA!
Kelli blogged at 4:49pm on friday, July 2nd/2004
How Come we Ignore the People That Adore us and Adore the People That Ignore us?Lindy writes...
*sigh* So much has happened in these past 2 months..... giving me such a new outlook on my life and how quickly I am getting older! Where shall I begin? Ahh yes.... Graduation! Well grad was a blast! We went to an old fashioned amusement park. I went on rides, ate at a banquet, and the danced the night away while still making time to stuff a 5 dollar bill in my principal's pocket for being such a "sexy dancer" (HARKALARK! LOL!). Of course, he is much too clean cut so he didn't get it..... I mean is it really that hard? If you have been doing a sexy dance and someone puts money in yer panties or pocket it should be pretty clear what the joke is!!! But apparently my dumb principal has never been to a strip club... *sigh* dumb ass...... ANY WAYS, I finally had the guts to ask "Market Research" (check the past 5 blogs if you don't know who Market Research is) to slow dance..... it was soooo amazing... I have never felt so happy..... I mean I put my head on his shoulder and everything! I felt loved, protected and that he cared......
Well, after that fabbio dance in my fabbio le chateau dress, I was confident that I would ask him out on a date the next week! HUZZAH!!! The graduation for grade nines was on Thursday......
It was friday afternoon when I was waiting for my aunt to pick me up from school when I spotted my good buddy Neil who sat with me and waited. He had just recently confessed that he felt if I asked Market Research out he would feel replaced! THENNNNN THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED!!!!! NEIL!!! TRIED!!!! TO!!!! KISS!!!!!! MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean, nobody and I mean NOBODY has ever attempted such a thing... he tried to kiss me on the cheek.... and man..... I TOTALLY DID NOT FEEL THE SAME WAY!!! So of course I had to talk it out with him..... Neil claims that he was "confused". CONFUSED?!?!?? I get confused when I do algebra equations but that does not mean I go slip my math teacher the tongue! *sigh*...... *sigh*.... I still feel bad for Neil though....
The following Monday I was ready to ask Market Research out. Asking a boy out was a new exciting adventure for me! I was nervous but I loved it. As Kelli said.... Its a win- win situation! If he rejects me then its Lindy's first REJECTION! If he says yes its Lindy's first DATE!!!!! YAY! Well I asked him out..... He spent a minute (I seriously mean a minute) of staring a this locker.... I swear it was as if he was trying to make it levitate! Finally he turned to me and looked at me like he had a lot to say but only one word came out.... "No"...... I was really hurt.... another strike out for me in the Love department..... No homerun for me......... Of course Market Research is quite a gentleman and let me down easy and honestly. He didn't spread it around that I had asked and he treats me as if nothing had happened cause he still really likes me as one of the guys. *Sigh*..........
Well that pretty much sums up my love life.... but hey! That was about a week or two ago so now I am pretty content... I mean Market Research is still a fox but I must move on... plus Neil and I have wounds that are finally beginning to heal! So.... HUZZAH!!! Now on to lighter topics......
I know you have been dying to hear so happy fun times news.... hmmm... how about the fact that I came in 2nd place for the talent show at my school!! *everybody screams and hugs Lindy* I KNOW!!! I sang "New York, New York" So fabbio!!! HUZZAH!!! Now enough about me........ I feel it is about time for me to give back to the blogging comuunity by giving you:
3 Ways To Enhance Your Life:
1.) Eat yogurt and pudding the way they do on commercials. Add any orgasmic sound effects you want! Just remember to do it in public and to eat it slowly. It helps the yogurt/pudding industry and helps you believe that the yogurt/pudding you are eating actually tastes good......
2.) Hang out in Starbucks that is inside a Chapters/Indigo and sip caffeinated (hoping thats a word) drinks with yer best bud and get giddy and stupid. Feel free to take off your shoes. Gives a more freeing feeling!
3.) Squish your face cheeks together and try and smile......Need I explain more?
Alrighty all, I have to study for my final exams and go get my father a Fathers Day prezzie! TOODLES! NEW LAYOUT AND BLOG FROM KELLI ON ITS WAY SOON! Plus..... the one year anniversary of Corny Candy! Happy Fathers Day!
Lindy blogged @ 10:15 A.M., Sunday, June 20th, 2004
breakdownKelli writes...
yes yes yes, this layout is getting REALLY annoying i know! I've been working with layouts and i FINALLY made one, but my computer's being really stinky, and work let me access the internet (i'm using my dad's computer right now) so....ya......no layout right now.
I must say i LOVE spring. But every time it comes around i get SICK!! and being sick is just not fun. no, no it is not. I'm missing school right now (weeeeee) and i'm missing two tests (weeeeee) but i get to do them tomorrow (weeeeeeee *cough*)
My gosh i'm boring when i'm sick. I think i'll go play sorry with myself. TA!
Kelli blogged at 8:28am on Monday, May 17th / 2004
Hey Champ! *friendly punch*Lindy writes...
Ya know, I really wish that those dudes that own the "gay newsletter" would stop sending me gay porn!........ well actually to tell you the truth I kind don't care anymore you see..... I have NEVER opened one of theeir porno emails... but the titles are just too FUNNY! I mean they are totally gross but still........ its a real laugh out loud pick me up when you open yer inbox! I mean the titles of the emails are so upfront, I mean...... well....... so pervy.... but a real pick me up I say! I guesss in a way, it has become a part of my daily routine now. Hmmmm... well, as long as I never open it I'll be peachy keen!
For those of you curious about the title of today's fab-ooo blog: I have noticed a strange trend recently. Every guy I have a crush on nowadays gives me the what I would like to call: the "one of the guys" punch! EVERY GUY!!!! (well not every guy... I just want the reader to feel shocked right now, so when you feel like you want to scream go ahead and do so). I mean Naes did it way back when when I liked him (check the archives for "Naes" if you are clueless). And now "Market Research" (from my past two blogs) has given me the playful punch that I soooo do not desire! I mean HOLY DYNA! I am flattered that you think I am one of the guys but please!!!!!! I mean I am still a girl, I have feelings! I have a makeout passion like every other girl! *plops on floor* *sigh*....just between you and I (you being the entire internet), I have never even had my first kiss! *everyone gasps* I'm 14!!!!!! Come on people throw me a frickin' bone here! ...........meh.... whatever!
Kelli and I went to the mall about 2 wekks ago. We saw "Mean Girls", which if you ask me was a greeeeaaattt teen movie! Very funny! As I was saying, I will tell you I do not like those who work in the maternity store! I mean I went in their... and I was knocking on the bellies of the manicans (because they are preggers!) and the lady there was totally rude! You know, I was curious if the bellies were hollow! But of curse, I do understand how annoying that must have been for the women working there..... but still! I only knocked like 3 times and I was mostly admiring their clothes! Besides, these counter women were too busy talking about their love lives to even help their pregnant customers! GRRRR!!!! Maternity bitches!
The maternity thing was actually when I was shopping with Eevee, but that is unimportant. Shopping with Eevee was okay I suppose, I was kinda bored. But really, I am only my happiest when I am with Kelli and I cannot be forced to feel bad for not having fun with Evee. I cannot help me feelings. Any ways, we were poodle skirt shopping for that week's retro dance. Me being "Kitty" from the 50's!
To put it in the god honest truth, the dance was horrible! Only about 85 people went and only about 3 people dressed up (me included). Many people I knew just left! It was VERY boring. Well..... actually.... it was a little fun.... ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY PLAYED "COTTON EYE JOE" *lmao*.
Well, there it is! Another chapter of my life! Created for yer enjoyment! Hoping to get a comment thing soon...... in the mean time feel free to email yer comments or put how you feel in the guestbook! Toodle- OOO! >^_^< by the by.... does anybody think I am a bitch? Cause I really think I am nice... and do keep in mind, a blog is meant for complaints considering it is a diary! Thanks fer yer time! Buh bye!
Lindy blogged @ 6:23 P.M., Monday, May 10th, 2004
TODAY: Official Hate The World Day! Lindy writes...
Thats right!!! You heard me!!! Today I hate the world!!!! Right now I am pissed with myself, my family, particular friends, and especially: MALES!!!!!!!!
Let me begin with the fact that I feel ignored..... I feel ignored by Kelli and I feel ignored by my parents..... I mean they are fine parents and all but when I am talking at the dinner table please oh please don't go on and on about yer stupid dribble and act like I am not there! WELL actually.... I'm not really mad at them... I am just mad at the fact that they don't find me intresting enough to speak to me a lot. Of course my mommy cuddles me but what about my dad? This entire past year my father and I have been slowly seperating... he cannot understand that I am growing up... he cant even name any of my friends except my best friend KELLI!
He is supposed to wanna be with me.... he is supposed to at least try to ask me to a movie or something for just me and him..... I'm not saying that I had nothing to do with the fact that our relationship is falling apart but he is just so STUBBORN! In his eyes if he thinks differently than I, then he is automatically right! GOD, HE THINKS THAT ALL TEENAGERS LIE TO THEIR PARENTS AND SMOKE BEHIND THE 711!!!!! He also has no trust in me either.....I mean one time (last summer) he was making up excuses cause he was mad at me! He even forbid me to go to STARBUCKS without Kelli's mom being there! ITS AS IF HE THINKS I AM SELLING DRUGS AT STARBUCKS!
Moving on..... not really THAT pissed with Kelli, just a tiny bit annoyed.... I mean she cancelled plans on the weekend with me... (i kept the entire weekend open for her and I). This whole weekend she said she would call at certain times and never did.... (but I cant be too mad at her for that cause she cancelled because of her homework) ...... I'm actually waiting for her to call now! She was supposed to call about an hour ago!.... whatever..... I am lonely, annoyed, cynical, and pissed...... hey, it does not make me a bitch because EVERYBODY gets a little angry sometimes... and this is what blogs are for.... BY THE BY.... Kelli should really start writing in blogs because I swear it is as if I am the only owner of this site!
Alright... now time for some well deserved boy bashing:
Problem 1: Brandon has a crush on me.... I haven't spoken of him in quite a while but if you are a Corny Candy stalker you will know exactly who I am talking about. For all you oblivious readers, Brandon is a guy friend of mine.. a year older..... always horny... is turned on by anything that breathes (lol not really but he is quite horny), nice/sweet guy, smart, flirts with girls even when he has a girlfriend, has a history of cheating... like I said: sweet guy.
Well Brandon has a crush on me.... I am not pissed with him.... I am just upset that he likes me on account of the feeling not being mutual.
Poor guy, I had to let him down through metaphors.... what did I say? Ahh yes.....
"You see Brandon, when a car crashes, namely me being the car.... there is always a towtruck to pull the car out of the ditch... a nice.... friendly towtruck..... that would be you Brandon..... but sometimes..... that towtruck is not a sexy towtruck. I am not saying you are not sexy, I am just saying that I don't see you as more than a friend"
Any ways... I blabbered on about how he was a great guy, but he flirts with other girls, cheats, and makes out with other girls less than 3 hours after he is dumped. Besides, I see him as a brother. As my good buddy Jho has informed me, thats practically insest.
Problem 2 (final problem): In my last blog "Pregnant you say?" I spoke about my past crushes such as "Pocket Noodle" from the drama play and my most recent crush who I never gave a name for.... hmmm... *thinks of name*..... he shall be called: "Market Research".
Well I really am beginning to stop liking "Market Research" on account of our lack of communication (meaning none whatsoever). Besides he is a flirt with everyone! But guess what.... I soon realise that I still have a few feelings left for "Govna" (my little english sweetheart that moved from Manchester). Of course I never dated "Govna" but I had such strong feelings for him! I liked him for about 3 strong, agonizing months!
With any former strong crush there is bound to be some strong feelings leftover. But damn it! I mean he will never be mine and I really just like him out of a strong sense of lust! God he is sexy! And it isn't because he is even that good looking.... but he is just so damn SEXY!!!! AGGH! The English! They got fine tea, funky accents, and ugly teeth! I mean for god sakes they are like some force that will force its natural sexiness on you and then give you some tasty toffee and THEN go to the dentist with their terrible dental plans!
Well, I am glad I got that off my chest... oh and by the by to all the ENGLISH PEOPLE: I am sorry.... and I was being dumb and stereotypical.... many of you have nice teeth and plus great tea!!! Lovely toffee. So before you hatemail me, do know that I was kidding because I kid and I am just mad at one english guy... I know lots and lots of English people and they are fab.... but I must leave you now! Love you ENGLAND! *kisses*
Lindy blogged @ 9:25 P.M./Sunday/April 25th, 2004
Pregnant you say? Lindy writes...
No worries! I AM NOT PREGGERS! I don't intend to be for like ever..... you see, you have to have a love life to get preggers......(pregnant = preggers) but I do have tons of information to descend upon you! I shall start by explaining the title...... You see about 3- 4 weeks ago Kelli and I were shopping... and we came upon the maternity store. Well, as everyone knows there is only one thing to do when you are totally not preggers and you see a maternity store! STICK OUT YER BELLY & BROWSE! But what made me angry was before I could stick out my belly, the woman working at the store totally assumed I was preggers! I mean I am as skinny as a twig! Of course I could have been just starting my pregnancy, but if u are only starting pregnancy you try your best to wear yer normal jeans!
Any ways..... she asked me how far along I was and if this was my first baby!!! I mean.... come on!!!!! FIRST BABY? Yes, I know.... I went in there to pretend I was preggers... but the game is totally no fun when they totally cooperate with you. Especially when I haven't even stuck my belly out yet!
So, of course I told her I wasn't preggers (in a very appauled voice might I add!). Then she asked if my mother was preggers and I was all:
"No!" (but in my mind I was all...ewww gross.... that would involve my parents.... doing stuff......). Finally she asked:
"Well why are you in the maternity store then?!"
Lindy: "Ummm..... BECAUSE I LIKE BAGGY CLOTHES!!" Yes, I know that was dumb but who cares! Also, for the record, I didn't scream... I was just typing in a fit of rage....
Ya, Kelli is sure fun to shop with.... we actually pretended to be hippies all day! I was Moonchild and she was Sunflower! We actually gave a leather couch a funeral in the middle of a store because our hippie characters felt it was right to thank the dead cow for giving us "bum comfort".
Unfortuneatly, Kelli went on vacation for Spring Break to Cuba! :( While I stayed at home, watching TV, and farting..... well maybe one or 2 farts but it wasn't really excessive... you get the point.
OMG!!! I totally forgot! we performed the play "Happily Never After" at my school! I was the lead (huzzah)! Both performances went beautifully! People laughed! And enjoyed themselves! This was about a day or 2 b4 spring break so Kelli and her boyfriend....plus a friend from my ringette team came to watch! Sooooo much fun!
Love Life: I am finally over "Govna" (to read about "Govna" scroll down and check "The Story Of a Broken Hearted Girl" blog.... or check the archives). I soon became smitten with a guy from my drama play who we shall call..... "Pocket Noodle". But I soon stopped liking him on account of him being a little bit rude to me at many times and there being no chance of us ever making it let alone having him like me that way........But just this week! I fell for another guy!!! A sweet guy actually... he thinks I am funny! *takes a bow* Also he is nice enough to dance with girls he really dislikes at dances... why? Because he is a gentleman... he does not grumble..... but instead, takes it in stride... PLUS! I think he is alright with gays, lesbians. and bisexuals! Which of course makes him a REALLY great guy! Hopefully more on him later.... >^_^<
I have recently noticed something..... I was looking at this clique or fanlisting for girls that were not virgins and I realised that each one of these deflowered girls have tons of hits on their hit counter! Its like having sex makes them, intresting! I mean wow! They had like 10 comments for every blog they did! It was as if people that "do it" suddenly become sassy, intresting, modern, young, funky, Sex And The City types! Well I guess this just goes to show that sex really does sell.......
OH! Before I go: My math mark was at a 70% and is now a 65%! Plus I added a new page: Mr. Happy Chicken Man!
Lindy blogged@ 11:22 a.m. on Sunday, April 18th, 2004
Oops! I've spiked the Chocolate Mousse! Lindy writes...
Hello all!!!!! It has been soooooooooo long!!! Wow-e! So much to tell.... well first I am in my P.L.O. class (Personal Learning Option) Basically... class for homework.... today my parents will most likely destroy me due to failing math last term... thatttttsss riiiigghhhttt REPORT CARDS!!!! Such a sad thing... my death I mean..... but no worries!!! Term 3 is looking much better in the math department!
You're probably wondering what is with the title..... well you see, I had an international foods project due 2 weeks ago in Foods class and I had to make something foreign for the class. The country I chose was France so I made French Fries and Chocolate Mousse (Mousse means "Froth" in french, Chocolate froth.... nobody said that the French were creative....) So my mom and I were making the Chocolate mousse when my mom happened to put a tablespoon of cognac in it.... no big deal...... or so I thought.... I got to school and the class asked me what was in my mousse so I just told them I put in a "secret ingrdient"... but apparently people in my class can taste my little spiked masterpiece..... HOW SHOCKING... many people coming for seconds! HUZZZAAAAHHH!!!! Luckily my teacher did not want any mousse and therefore did not find out the little secret that everyone in my food's class could taste.... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Our site is moving to a new location soon..... isn't it exciting????!?!?!??!? Kelli really wants us to find a domain so huzzah I suppose.... new domain... new friendly internet pals...... but does that mean happiness? DOES IT?!?!???? REALLY?!?!? DOES IT??!?!??!!?!?!?!? Well.....hmmm... speaking of moving..... I was accepted into a special drama high school nearby... so Kelli and I still won't be going to the same school and now I shall be surrounded by dramatic people. I shall be excited.... *is excited*
I feel boring... I'll add more exciting blogs when my life becomes excitiing..... ta!.... oh wait a momento!!!!! Kelli is coming over this weekend (hopefully) and we shall film our new little movie "A Sad Day" for the Brendan Leonard Show contest! HUZZAH... when we are done we might post it!!!! HUZZZAAAAHHH!!! Ta Ta 4 Now!!
Lindy blogged @ 11:55 A.M., March 19th, 2004, Friday!
i yarm a sickly Kelli writes...
being sick was a bigger deal than i thought! It's tuesday and i haven't to to school since last thursday. (not that that's entirely a bad thing) towy's been coming over every day to bring me my homeowrk and he's actually a WAY better math teacher than my ACTUAL teacher. He should be a teacher or something when he grows up.... well anyway! ya, stinky whooping cough! (i think?)
I haven't talked to Lindy in FOREVER! since like.....friday? or saterday or something. Because i've been working like mad on this hugostic projecct too which i of course left to the very last moment to begin and finish. I had no idea how big of a project it was until i finsihed it about 20 hours later. (i'm serious too, TWENTY hours) It's done now though an i'm so incredibly proud of it :D.
ooooo updates!! ok ya, not many, but i made a couple new wallpapers for you to use. They're not badly, i was kinda playing around with stuff and made them. hope you like them!
Kelli blogged @ 10:55 on Tuesday March 9th/2004
curly twirly Kelli writes...
ack! I was reading a magazine yesturday, and it had some really neat hairstyles so i thought i'd try one out for myself. It told me to finger dry my hair, then use curling iron to make slightly messy curls that floop down. It was a good idea and all but i SIMPLY CAN'T DO IT!! lol, i've never been any good and fixing up my hair, it's usually just straight down all the time...*snore* boring right? oh well....maybe i need a nice cut or something, or maybe i should get a hiarstylist to teach me how to fancy up my hair. Well whatever i do, i need to seriously do it fast!
Yesturday was a big whopping adventure! Well it kinda was. Andrew (my boyfriend who I now call Towy because that's his middle name and it's WAY better) well anyway, Towy and I decided to have a huge sugar feast because I had been on my clensing diet for so long that i decided I needed to catch up on all those sweeats I missed. We had pizza, chedder cheese and sour cream chips, all dressed chips, vailla coke, gingerale, choclate sandwhichs, and many slice of cherry choclate cake!! It was SOOO good! But in all, it was a bad idea because now i'm sick on the overload of not-so-goodness, but it was worth it!
Oh and I made a cute new layout for you guys to use! Hope you like it
Kelli blogged at 3:06pm, Friday, March 3rd, 2004
update ca-razy Kelli writes...
This has been an absolutly CRAZY website day!!! I did so many things that I feel I am spoiling this poor website of ours! Best of all though....new layout!!! yar! quite grand if I do say so myself. And of course, once a new layout goes up, a whole bunch of pages have to be updated, and so I did. You can tell which ones they are in the content. Oh! Plus I added a new page! layouts for you to use!! I love making layouts for others to use....and i really don't know why, but I do.
Kelli blogged @ 1:10, February 28th/2004
*weep* Kelli writes...
my gosh! I came to write an ordinary old blog and BAM Lindy has written a superb story (true story) about some girl named "Lindy". I mean ya, i heard all that stuff, but it sounds so heart breaking when it's written in a story like that. exceptwhen she used the word "pissed" at the end it kinda ended the romantic sadness of it all. but still! if your reading this, you MUST read the below story of Lindy's.
anyway, i'm serious need of things to distract me from food. food food food....food.......fooooooooood. Okay sorry, but my mom put my family on a clense to "clean out our systems" of waste and stuff we've been eating. I'm actually kinda glad i'm on it, it's good for me....but i want some chocolate! And my friends have no sympathy for my poor soul. Andrew bought a slurpee and drank it in my face. And when Lindy and I were at the mall this weekend, she bought flowing oobers of chocolate and grease!! good gods!!
I also have a craving for clothes. My mom said that if I don't go shopping until my birthday, she'll take me on a shopping spree! eeeek! shopping spee! I've ALWAYS wanted to go on one! ya ya, i'm a shopahilic and i hate that but i can't help it! I've actually drempt about getting new clothes the past two night. i'm serious! i'm so lame.
Kelli blogged @ 4:04pm Monday, February 23, 2004
The Story of a Broken Hearted Girl.... Lindy writes...
I haven't writeen in so long and for that I am sorry...... but so much has happened that it is hard to keep up.......so, for today I will tell you about MY sad valentines day in story format.
There was a girl, a kind, youthful, funny, intelligent, and pretty decent looking girl to say the least. This girl (who shall be named "Lindy") had a crush on this hansom English boy that was relatively new to the Canadian culture but made friends quickly. At first the girl was only really chatting with him because she was helping one or two of the dozen girls that had a crush on him. This English boy (we shall call him "Govna") was always surrounded by girls that would hug him and try and catch his eye. He was a flirt so of ourse he indulged in flirting back or the occasional ass slappage (but only if he was slapped first).
After making "Govna" laugh, smile, and chit chat, "Lindy" realised that her feelings for him were quite deep! He was very nice, he was alright with gays (but didn't seem very fond of bisexuals, but of course she was planning to change that), he was decent looking (he was no Orando Bloom but he did turn "Lindy" on.....), and he was loud & weird & outgoing & & & *sigh*............. he was soooo clueless as to how she felt.
Though "Lindy" and "Govna" had flirted and chit chatted for many days, "Lindy" still pondered ways to snag this sexy English bloke! He had been so nice to her! He even audtioned for the school play just to hang with "Lindy"! (by the by "Lindy" got the lead in the play! HUZZAH!!!! Unfortuneatly.... "Govna" was unable to get a part..... *weeps*) Everything seemed quite perfect until one day a terrible thing happened!!!! example of convo:
Govna: Lindy, you're so cool! you're not like the other girls :)...... you're cool in a guy sorta way!!!
Lindy: Guy sorta way? :S
Govna: No, no! just you no not all.... girly.... CHIRPY..... yer not chirpy!
Lindy: *pretends to grab her own imaginary balls and says....* I totally nailed this chick last night dude!!! *manly tone*
Govna: *english laugh that he does so very well* No.... you know what I mean!
Lindy: Well thank you "Govna", I can feel my dick growing already! *smiles teasingly*
Govna: *laughs as "Lindy" walks away* You know what I mean!
So.... "Lindy" was officially in the "friend zone". How tragic..... but hey!!!! He liked talking with "Lindy" more than talking with the other chirpy- brained females! :D So with "Govna's" new found resect for "Lindy", "Lindy" found her self riding high on her imaginary horse! Naturally, "Govna's" adoring fan club of ladies that loved him were becoming jelaous.... one even shoved my shoulder after hugging him. She shoved me right in front of "Govna"!!!!! He then hugged me again and told her that "Lindy" could hug him anytime. For the record, "Lindy" did not screw over the 2 girls she was helping out. "Lindy" actually asked them if it were okay if I like him. They then gave me there blessing..... well one did "Lindy" didn't really ask the other one cause "Lindy" didn't get the chance but that girl probably didn't even care!
When Valentines Day rolled around "Lindy" made "Govna" a friendly valentines poem! It read:
Roses are wilting,
Violets are dead,
Sugar is lumpy,
And so is your head! Happy V-Day!
He would not open it and when "Lindy" finally opened the valentine for him at the Sweetheart dance he didn't even thank poor "Lindy"....... he then went to do some gross dance with this girl who will remain nameless that DID have a boyfriend!......If he had no pants on his "ding- dong" would have been going back and forth like a metronome!!! Like I mean what the hell was he doing with her?!??!??!....... what a tease.......
"Lindy" ended up spending the last slow dance (which was 7 minutes long being "Stairway to Heaven") with her bisexual gal pal. (they are just friends) awwww..... yes... nothing like a pitty dance from yer friend that is adjusting yer sagging bra strap from the outside of yer shirt on the dancefloor....
If you're wondering how things ended up over the next week.... well, "Lindy" was slowly getting over "Govna" adn ended up telling him that she has been very pissed with ihm for not thanking her for the valentine!!!! His reply:
"I didn't say thank you I know.... but I did say: "That was very sweet of you!" "
After about 2 minutes of "No you didn't"'s and "Yes I did"'s "Lindy" forgave the poor guy. When he asked "Are we good now?" she only asked him for a hug and he hugged her......it was probably one of the best hugs that I.... oops! I mean "Lindy" had had in a long time.......
"LINDY" IS STTTTIIIILLLLLL VERRRYYY PIIIIISSSEEEDDD THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!
Lindy blogged @7:24 PM, Sunday, February 22nd, 2004
mmmmm...valentines-ee Kelli writes...
ahhhhh yes, valentines was oober plentifuls of fun!! Cuz i got to spend it with TWO people!!! no no, i don't have two boyfriends! I soothed lindy on her day of sorrow (poor lass doesn't have a boyfriend) and then spent the rest of the day with andrew! I felt spoiled after that was done!! he got me some really cute things! And i ade him some lumpy chocolate!! lol, i'm not the best cook i must say so myself.
well I did some little updates!! weeeeeeeee i'm getting into the spirit of website making! I added some more listings in the index page, and added a little page to "Kelli's stuff" called "simple pleasures" be sure to take a quick look!
Kelli blogged on Feb 16th, 2004 @ 1:24am
twice in ONE day!?!? Kelli writes...
wow this is crazy! two updates in a day! I must really love you guys! (or i'm seriously bored out of mind.....but let's stick to the first one shall we?) hahaha. I made another wallpaper (valentines special) and i added a page to "our reads" enjoy!
Kelli blogged on Feb 8, 2004 @7:47pm
what's that in the sky? graphics you say?!?!? Kelli writes...
hey there! yes i know, i never update ever, i guess i'm not the best blogger ever eh? but i updated today!!!! weeeeeee! I made some wallpapers for you adoring fans!! *bows* yes thank you. It's the very first graphics i've made for the people to use. I hope you like them! But remember, only use them for your desktop.
Kelli blogged on Feb 8, 2004 @ 11:58am
Baby Boomers + Funerals = $$$CHING CHING$$$ Lindy writes...
Ahhh yes!!!!! It is that time of year again!!! *happy sigh* Children are begging their parents for ponies, cheery Christmas music is playing everywhere as if to murder me, a bunch of sappy adds that involve little boys using up all the scotch tape as wrapping paper while their parents have a Hallmark moment, etc. etc.
Call me jaded call me crazy call me whatever you like but just don't call me late for dinner... ahaha.... sorry... any ways..... i'm kinda bored of the holidays..... I cant find anything to do...... and no thats not the only reason I am writing in you my dearest blog... no it isn't... aww don't cry!!!!
I suppose its jsut that I have nothing to do with my time...... nobody is on MSN anymore...and I feel.... a tad lonely.. aww, yes, sad, I know!!! But I'll be alight because it is CHRISTMAS!!!!!
If you are wondering about the name, I shall explain..... a few weeks ago I was in Social Sudies class when my teacher told us that half the population of the united states were baby boomers..... I was shocked!!! (baby boomer: a person orn between 1946 and 1964, I am pretty sure.. any ways...)
That means that when they all retire... there will be a ton!!!!! of jobs considering the fact that the baby boomers did not have many children compared to their parents upon having them adn their siblings. Apparently, all the guys came back from World War 2 and as soona s they came home they had some super hot lovn' with their wives resulting in pregnancy and VOILA!!! BABY BOOMERS WERE BORN!!!
My plan is to invest in FUNERAL HOMES!!!!! Why? Because eventually all the baby boomers are gonna DIEEEEEE BABY!!!!!!..... yes I feel terrible too... and it is such a sad loss....... what is that I smell? Oh yes, how could I forget? $$$$$$CHING CHING$$$$$$ MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
But in all serious folks, I do feel quite bad because among those many baby boomers throughout north america.... there will have to be a time where I lose my parents.... which makes me sick to the stomach..... and very sad.... :(
NO WORRIES! I'll create old folks homes too... and!!! I migh even make one of those motorized scooter companies!!!! Ya know the ones where in the commercials all the old people come greet each other at the end of the street they ride in their little golf cart mobile thingers? Yes, well maybe I shall make a newer and better motor scooter mabob!!!! MUAHAHAHA.... but sometimes I think those seniors in their little motorized scooters and cliques look like GANGS!!! Like it would be the perfect crime for them to rob a bank! Nobody would suspect it was them.... who would believe: "It was that crazy gang of seniors again!"? The perfect criminals is what they are...... I bet they are the reason for all those drive by shootings!
Whats new on the romance front yer wondering? Hmmmm.... ya know Brandon and EEvee... well i might have told u already but Brandon cheated on her and they broke up.... I odn't see the big deal though... he put his arm around another girl and sort have cuddled her.... its not like he gave some girl a lap dance.... lol..... boys giving lap dances... ahahahah.... sorry....
Also.... Kimono and Jason........ Jason cheated on Kimono... terribly sad.... they were so good for each other but I suppose Jason finds that he needs more then one mouth to stick his tongue into and for that he should be dumped!!!
Of course EEvee (erika is Eevee if u are ever confused) had to step into talk to Jason about "feelings" and such and resulted in having him come over to her house everyday after school for a whole freakin' week!!! People in our clique of friends are wondering if she is now dating Jason... we will never know.
Kason did try and BUY Kimono back though..... he gave her some jewlery which was pretty much a hunk of cheap metal... but apparently might have some value. Kimono in a dilema, naturally came to me *feels proud of self* and told me that she doesn't know what to do with the jewlery.....she refuses to wear it because that would represent forgiveness when she does not want to forgive and she doesn't wanna give it back to him becasue well.... its hers and she wants him to suffer so she'll keep it. So basically their is this necklace sitting alone in a jewlery box with no purpose whatsoever. Naturally, being the bright young Mullet girl that I am (I don't have a mullet its my nickname) I provided an excellent solution to her problem: PAWN IT!!!!!
So with luck she'll get like 4 bucks and Jason will be heartbroken but hey!!! Cheating on yer girlfriend once and expecting her to come crawling back because of some cheap hunk of junk is totally.... RUDE!!!! GIRL POWWAAAA MA SISTAHSSSSS!!!!!
Ahh yes.....Kelli, unfortuneatly will be unable to write in our blog for a little while because she is bored with it.... don't worry she'll be back and she'll eventually start writing but she promises to keep the layouts coming and fun new pages for you to few....... you can expect voting polls in the near future!!!! HUZZAH!!!!
Well have a Rockn' Ramadan! A Kwazy Kwanza! A Menorah Lightn' Hanukkah! and a Merry Christmas!!! HAPPYY HOLIDAYSSSSS!!!!
Lindy blogged on Dec. 23, 2003 @ 10:49 P.M.
i could break you in half little girl Kelli writes...
wow! i never blog!! never! true, i'm not a bloging type person, i'm more of a page putting upper and layout type person.
ooooooooooo, i'm SO excited for christmas! I finihsed all my friends christmas shopping. It was hard to shop for them though, i had NO idea what anyone wanted! So i justed kinda guessed at things that i would want. But I had like NO money, so i'm making half the gift i give, which should be fun!
Just got back from the teddy bear hockey game with Lindy! So awesome!! I must say, i'm not much of a hockey person. So i was TRES excitde when we got to throw our teddy bears onto the ice (it's a charity thing). but i have no throwing arm, lol, so the ones i threw just kinda landed on people in front of me. ahahaha.
You may be wondering about the title! That's because at the game, Lindy and I kept getting up from our seats to go to the bathroom or to buy some snacks, and this one lady got sooper anoyed! On about our fifth walk past, she was like "I could break you in half little girl" and she was laughing!!! It was creepy!!! In all, it was an awesome possum day!!!
Kelli blogged @ 5:53 pm, December 14th, 2003
"No You Hang UP!!!" Lindy writes...
HELLO!!! HELLO!!!!! I am sooooo sorry... I haven't updated in like a month!!! I am such an ass!!!...
I should probably get to the first bit of new stuff..... OKAY!!! It was halloween and I was going trick or treating with my friends of course..... the big group of buddies....Eevee, Rika, Jason, Brandon, Becca, Sasha, Stacey, Kimono, some girl i dont know, some guy i dont know, and the gay couple which i finally met in person.... VERY nice guys they are! :) ANY WAYS...... holy crap I was like the 11th wheel or something!!! Everybody there was like a couple....... I MEAN HONESTLY!!! I am like one of the few people single!!! Here are the couples:
Eevee & Brandon-----> having a lovers spat the whole time... MY GAWD!!
Rika & Sasha-----> I asked them how long they had been dating, apparently 2 hours!
Kimono & Jason-----> Kimono has secretly liked him forever but never admitted it, but ya know, she loved him to death but did nothing about it, they finally got together after a year of stealing each others crackers from their lunches and "bugging" each other.... any ways they were jsu one big bundle of.. Jason: Are you cold honey? Kimono: Ya, kinda Jason: *gives her jacket* Lindy: WE ARE INSIDE THE HOUSE YOU MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kimono and Jason: *giggle*....... ya these 2 are in high school........
Gay guys-----> they were fine and dandy.... they were nice..... they liked to kiss lots, nice to see in a healthy relationship.
Those 2 people I didn't know-----> ya, they weren't dating but they were glirting lots... and the guy ate my chips to make her laugh... it worked.... but I was ready to pound him.
Okay, so they weren't TECHNICALLY dating.... but they both had crushes on each other.... holy poop!!! how annoying... He's 16, shes 13....... AHHAAHHA.... cradle robber.... but still quite a nice guy :)
Leftovers: Me, Stacey, and Becca.... but Becca didn't seem to mind cause she had video games... and Stacey went home early... Stacey is VERY nice, I should hook her up!!! EHEHEHE!!!!
Overall, Halloween was fun.... it was like this......
Girl: "No You hang up! *giggle* "
Boy: "No you hang up!!! *giggle* "
Girl: "No you! :)"
Boy: "No you! :)"
Girl: "Okay, we'll hang up at the same time!! *giggle*"
Boy: "1....2 "
Girl: "3"
*silence*
Girl and Boy: "WELL YOU DIDNT HANG UP EITHER!!!!!! *giggles head off!!!!*
Hmm.... the annoyance seems to ahve a crush on me somewhat..... and my buddy Neil.... who I haven't spoken much of seems to like me as well... oh but this just in!!!! He likes Katie (Rini) now!!! HUZZAH!!! *sarcasm*
I don't wanna mess stuff up with Neil, he's a really great pal!! And I don't feel that way about him..... but it still hurts to see someone move on... :( ya!!! i know I am selfish!!! LEAVE ME BE!!!
CHRISTMAS IS COMING!!!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYA!!!!!!! PREZZIES!!!!! HUZZAH!!!! Cant wait..... and I decorated the tree last night and then watched the last 30 minutes of "The Pianist" when my dad called, (he was at a hockey game) he asked me what Iw as watching on TV and since the Pianist is rated: R.... I was nervous to tell him... but I couldn''t think of a lie..... so I told him the truth... of course being me I pronounced "pianist" wrong adn replied: "I'm watching the end of the PENIS!" My dad and I almnost pissed our panties...... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HARK!!! Life is good!!!!
Well not much more to tell..c aus eI have ringette... oh wait!!!! I have ended the hairy leg project and have shaved after 3 months!!! AHAHAHAHAH MUAHAHAHAH.... feelin good baby!!! But I miss my hairy bear legs.... *sigh*....... BYE!!!! *smooch* new layout coming in te next 3 days!!!! byeee!!!!!
Lindy blogged @ 12:24 P.M. on Saturday, December 6th, 2003
waxy finger hats Kelli writes...
everybody everybody!!! look at me!!! i'm writing in the blog!!! good gods this really shouldn't be a celebration, but it is anyway because i'm bad at writing in this thing. it's not that i have no imagination or anything, it's just that i have a offline diary, like a book, that i keep in my room, that i write in pretty much every day. so once i write in that thing, i'm too lazy to write in it a second time!! make sense? i should hope so.
anyhoo! it's thanksgiving!!! should be excited, i'm not really though. My mom has a couple of her friends over to join us, which woulsn't have been my choice personally. All they talked about was these old movies or some new ones that i never saw, all i could do was watch the floating candle wax.....dripping...dripping...dripping.....until finally i couldn't stand it anymore and blew it out so i could dip my fingers in it and make little wax finger hats!!! rather cute if you ask me.
hmm....what else....oh!! i went on a field trip to bonnie brooks!! sounds kinda near doesn't it? well......its not! it's the sewage treatment plant! it stunck SO bad that people were gagging and almost throwing up. i was okay though. it looks exactly like chocolate milk, which is rather disgusting and i don't want to see that stuff ever again. but besides from the going to the poo factory, we got to float down there on a river raft!! which was soooo much fun!
and our guide person wouldn't stop telling poo jokes ("who's the poopatrater here!!!!") aha, it was lame, so i laughed because it was lame, because i'm lame.
lindy keeping secret from me about xander!!!! not mad of course though, she has the right to keep secrets. but gee, now i gotta wonder and ponder and black mail her into telling me...buahahaha. no actually....i don't think i could. but still....i wanna know!!!
welp, i gotta go have pie now....i shall try to write more often!! i promise!! bye byeeeee!
Kelli blogged at 7:48pm on october 13th 2003
Super DUPER model Lindy writes...
'Lo 'Lo everybody!!!! how y'all doin? my my... its been awhile..... look at you my adoring readers... grab a mirror and look at yourselves!!!!! You've changed so darn much!!! YOUR BEAUTIUL NOW! Your like.... little Carmen Electra's!!!!!!! huzzah! speaking of super models...... I have been bored from time to time in my time of awayness and I have been sitting in a hot bath from time to time.... and you see...... I think of very intresting unanswerable quesions of life.... I'm so deep...... hmm.. such questions as: Why are they called "SUPER models?" I mean, why would you call somebody "SUPER"? The only time super is ever used is when people say in a cheesy voice "Hey thats SUPER!!!!!" or "SUPPPER MANNNNN!" or I dunno...... but geeze? SUPER Model? PUH-LEAAZZEE! Why don't you just say.... "FANTASTIC Model!" or hey while we are sayin SUPER MODEL!!! why not just say.... "Super DOOPER Model!!!!" Geeeze ppl of the world.....
speaking of more deep thoughts... I have also noticed that any guy that has a girlfriend....lets the girl where is hat. So she can be like his gangsta chick...... like whats with that?!?!? Everybody is like: "OOOHH GUUURRRLLL you can wear my hat Girlfrien'!" like geeze... if this is dating.... I might as well by my own hats!!!
Like, what if you dated a golfer? Theywould make you wear an ugly plad hat!!! then you would have to turn them down and their poor male ego would be crushed...... :( how sad.......... then he would guilt trip you into being his caddy!!!! BOO HOO!!!
hmmm... what else is new? OCH AYE!!! the scottish festival left a week or two ago. :( (Ya I haevn't written for that LONG!!!) I miss them... I also promised my Nana that when I have kids, one of them will have one of her many maiden names as a middle name!! HUZZAH!!!! HAGGIS!!! (Haggis is not the middle name!)
I had My BIRFDAY!!!!! (yes, that is.... once more: my BIRFDAY!) I am sooo happy!!!!!!!!!!!!! lots of gifts from friends and family!!! Kelli and I ahd a sleepover and went shopping!!! TRALILALALALALALA!!!! sooo much fun!!!
Yesterday I went to a friend's BIRFDAY!!!!! (yes, correct speeling... no typo there!) She's very nice girl and from England!!! We went for dinner (pizza!!!! or as I call it: ZA!!!!) we had fun until the most funny thing in the world happened...... our waiter Aaron asked my friend how old she was.... she told him and then I said...... "How old are you Aaron?" He said: "26"....... I WAS SHOCKED!!!! he looks 17!!! i then said: "You look 17!!!" he replied: "Ya, I get that alot, but I am 26 and I am very experienced".................. *silence*................. Stopped dead in our tracks of conversation....... of course he ment experience as in waiting tables...... buit I till looked at Sam (my friend) and my eyes widened...... and suddenly I burst out laughing in the middle of the restraunt so hard I could have peed my pants!!!!!!!!!!!! He looked at me and said kind of embarrased: "Well, not like that" he ook our dishes to the kitchen and left Sam and I to laugh like loons on loon tablets!
Of course with my loud laughter, I drawed attention to myself.... I look to the lef tof myself an there is an old man and his wife looking at me smiling... they heard the whole thing and I apologized for ruining their dinner by my loud dinner..... the old man (about 60 years of age) said: "Oh its ok, I am VERY experienced!" At that moment I thought I would die of laughter!!!! and so did SAM!!!!!!!! I LOVE BIRFDAYS!!!!!!!
A friend of mine from school.. Sasha..... has found out about this blog... I am not happy with this because she actually remembers the site addy and wants to read my thoughts....... Kelli is not happy and I am not happy so I prmised her I would say her name... SASHA!!! (happy?) and I said I would let her read this last blog... then she will not be aloud to com eback here and read future blogs again!!!!! crazy lady!!! darling, you are a nice girl really you are....... and I love nno correction LURVE being yer friend but NEVER COME HERE AGAIN!!!!!! thankies!
Hmmm... what else? oh yes a guy that we will call..... "The Annoyance" has a crush on me.... I can kinda tell cause he has been flirtasiously bugging me lately.... ya know...stepping on my shoes.... and shaking his butt an inch away from my face! I would then reply sarcastically: "Well thank you for that!" He would then say: "I'm Glad You Liked It"...... I must say that is rather classy..... well classy in a sense that nobody ever shakes their butt in my face so I suppose it was a good gesture...... I see no future with "The Annoyance".......... which is sorta sad cause nobody ever waggkes their butt in my face.... hmmm...... so.. in conclusion, I don't think I shall ever be wearing his hat..... can you blame me?
Lindy blogged @ 7:27 P.M. on Tuesday, October 7th, 2003
Och Aye Or Och No? Lindy writes...
wow!!!! hello my fans!!!!! it has been about 3 or 4 weeks since my last bloga-roo, and i'll tell ya... those weeks have been... HELLISH!!!!!
First I'd like to start with back 2 school!!!! I was so excited to be going back so i could get back into the whole swing of things... but no derar fans... no fun for me!!!!! Ana-bo-bana moved!!!!!!! *gasp* and NONE of my friends are in my class (close friends any ways)...but I guess I'll be okay..... I miss all my friends that went off to high school.....HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!?!?!? Any ways... what else terrible has happened?
hmmmm... well.... Rika is mad at me because she said i use her as the bud of all my jokes!!! SOOO NOT TRUE..... I only told her she had bad breath once!!! and that was last year!!!!! I am soooo giving her tic tacs on her birthday!!!!!!
Might I add, I have been updating.. as you can see all my cliques and fanlistings on the entry page!! HUZZAH!!!!!! But I guess I have been sorta busy..... 4 you see... Kelli and I are having friendship problems.... I dunno... she just hasn't been chatting with me that much...... its really bugging me cause i feel like we r drifting apart. She doesnt wanna update the blog even! Its always about andrew. "ANDREW GAVE ME A ROCK!!!!"....(Kelli impression)... sorry........ that was uncalled for... BUT I M SUPPOSED TO EXPRESS MYSELF!!!!!!
If you are not following I'll explain..... you see, Kelli's andrew gave her a rock with chinese symbols on it that he made.... very creative I know..... I actually do think it is sorta sweet... and at the same time I find it toooo funny!!!!! LOL!!!!
The chinese symbols meant: "Love eternally" or something sappy like that.... Funny, he doesn't speak chinese... hmm.........
You know I do feel sorta bad...... I don't mean to say all this..... and I hope Kelli takes no offense to this..... I just miss her. (You reply: Miss her? awwwwweee whats wrong little Lindy?) *sigh* well..... Kelli has no idea that we are having problems and we are!!! I jsut want her to understand tha tI don't feel good wehn she chooses him over me..... yesterday she was grounded!!!!!!! adn she couldn't use the phone or the computer.... btu she could still sneak a call with Andrew... some how not me though........ (You say: Well Lindy, why don't you tell her about this?) *sigh* I tried.... but I get the same old speach.....(Kelli impression...) "There is nothing wrong Ferdy!!! (I'm Ferdy) You go throught this every few months........ its nothing you know!!!!!!" WELL IT IS SOMETHING!!!!!!! And if you wanna dump yer best buddy go right ahead!!!! I TRIED TO STAY IN TOUCH!!! ya know I actually love Kelli... shes my best bud and she has a huge impact on my life...... she is a major priority....... but apparently I'm not.... adn I know its only been like a week...... BUT I DONT CARE!!!!
So, what else? (you say: Yes Ferdy, what else?) Well..... I got my acting headshots done!!!! (acting pictures silly ones!!!!) They'll be printed soon adn then I will send them to restraunts and the manager of the restraunt will put up my headshot picture on the wall in a frame because I shall pretend to be famous!!!!! ahahahahahahahhaha I ROCK!!!
Oh! And if Kelli ever ends up talking to me again cause I have a feeling she has lost all intrest in me...... I hope she doesn't drop out of our fab idea to go trick or treating.... i'nm a psycho ballerina with a plastic steak knife... Kelli is Mother Nature! :) FUN FUN!!!!!! (you say: FUN FUN FUN IN THE WARM CALIFORNIA SUN!!!!! LALALALALALALA)
hmm... little bits of news: Ringette started, and I might be going to see my guy buddy Xander (I call him Sally though). We have been chatting together on MSn for about a month.... I am hoping Kelli will come with me wehn I meet him in person at the mall!!!!! I'm gonna make him dress in prom dresses!!!! AHAAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!!!
BIG NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!......... The scottish grandparents have arrived!!! (or as i call them: "The Och Aye festival!) I'm soooo happy!! they came today at noon!!!! But my papa wont stop telling me I am beautiful..... and I feel uncomfortable when anybody calls me pretty or beautiful....... I HATE IT!!!! ugghhh....... It just freaks me out!!!!!! Cant help it....... I love them both though!
Wow.... well thats my lsupa fab life soooo farrrr!!!! I will update at the end of this week I PROMISE!!! (Saturday or Sunday) BYE BYE!!!! (you shout: BYEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!)
Lindy blogged at: 6:22 P.M./Wednesday/Sept. 17th, 2003
finally freedom Kelli writes...
omg!! it's been forever since i've written!! an extreme eternal hole of everything has happened!! but don't worry, i won't bore you to death *cough* lindy *cough* i'll just keep you up with the present. I'm also gonna try to write at least once every two days.
so i bet your wondering. Freedom? from what? FROM BORDEM!! i've been dying of bordem for at least a week or so. well most of the time... anyways! why is it that everybody wants to do stuff at the same time?? i mean, i've been bored for a week, now all of a sudden, everyone wants to do stuff on the same day!! so i'm seeing two people tomorrow, then i bumped one to saterday. *phew* i feel like a busy buisness man or something.
But the real freedom from bordem is yet to come.......SCHOOL!! ahhhhhh.....i love it, i hate it, i want it, i'm running from it. in a way, i'm kinda excited it's starting up again. Friends, maybe new friends, classes, projects, gym class, dances......so many good things!!! but then....the bad things kind of even it out....homework, teachers, math, foes, getting dressed in the morning, cold lunches. And i'm hoping to death that i have at least one good friend of mine on my class. I mean, i have lots of friends, but only some real good friends, that i never get sick of hanging around with. Such as Ronnie, Lisa, Andrew, Shavonne, Meaghan, Shaye...and ya that's it. (well of course you lindy!!! but your not in my school, so you don't count in that list)
Speaking of Andrew.....i'm seeing him tomorrow!!!! (or shall i say, later on today?) weeeeeee.... i haven't seen him in a week!! i miss him so much!!! too bad i don't have too much time with him....oh well, i'll try to make it worth while *wink* hahaha
Help, i've nothing more to bore you with right now, ta ta
Kelli blogged at 12:57am 08/29/03
Rugged Manly Toenails Lindy writes...
Wow hello!!!!! been along time eh? I know!!! I was gonna right as soon as I got back from my trip to B.C., but I was lazy and then I put it off for 3 weeks!! but hurrah!!!! I shant leave you!!! Unfortuneatly we cant say the same for Kelli..... *sigh* lazy lady.... wont update... GEEZE!!!
Okay... so lets see....... I was away on a trip to Beautiful British Columbia!!!! hurrah!!!!! *sarcastically poops in her pants* any ways..... i was gonna see kelowna boy..... but noooo... he's on vacation...... (for info on kelowna boy check out our new page that will be posted soon, "Kelli & Lindy's People dictionary" COMING SOON!!!) ahh... who cares..... he has a girlfriend.... and its not like he meant anything to me *sniff*......
So, my trip was brilliant and while in Victoria I saw a drunk guy come out of a bush. (a big bush on the side of the sidewalk that had abount 20 drunk guys sleeping) The drunk dude that came outta the bush was just putting on a leather jacket when some other dude about 4 metres away from him stood up. The drunk with the leather jacket looked at the dude and said: "haha! Your not getting your jacket back!!! ha!" And he said it sooo casually I could have died!!! ahahhaha!.... And the other drunk dude replied: "Hey gimme my jacket back!". But unfortuneatly for "the dude" its was too late.... the other guy just walked away with his leather jacket.*sigh*. And to make matters worse, "dude" was to drunk and lost his balance and fell on his blue jean-sitter (his bum ahahahha!).
While in Vancouver I saw many funkadelic things. I think I saw the lead singer and front man for the band "Theory Of A Deadman"!!!!!!!! I stared at him strangely and he got nervous and ran into a store.....aww... well... when I am a celeb. he'll worship me.
Well, those were the highlights of that trip....And really it was a great trip.... I never go to B.C........ I LIVE REALLY FAR AWAY!!!!!!! LIKE PLANE DISTANCE.......AWAY... but I did see "Mamma Mia while I was there!!!!!! BRILLIANT PLAY!!!! (I also love Jerry Seinfeld..... not actually love..... but he has a great act... why am i bringing him up? :S )
After seeing mamma mia, I had to go and get "Abba GOLD, Greatest Hits" Man, Abba is kewl and I don't care what you disco haters say! If you have never danced to Abba in your underwear, you have not lived!!!!!!
OH ya!!!! I also bought the CD "Fallen" by Evanescence while in Vancouver. The first three songs are alright...... but I didn't like the rest of the CD (personally speaking)... it all sounded similar....blah, blah, and triple BLAH!!!! :(
Kelli and I have been having a load of fun together!!!!! Tons of shopping and sleepovers and such.... plus while there I met her friend Xander on her Msn, (we'll call him Sally!) man, i think I gotta crush on him... hmmm..... I can jsu timagine those scary eyes about to eat me... (his picture is scary...he looks like he is eating the camera!!!) but there also was a picture of his abs so... HURRAH AND THEN SOME!!!!
Good guy... but he laughs at everything!!!!!! LIKE MY GOD MAN!!!!!!!!! when I say hello dont pee yer pants!!!!!! Seriously..... he is most likely to laugh at a funeral!!!!!
Yesterday, Kelli that I look quite stylish in... and Kelli... well she wore normal things. *cough* Lou *cough* Zer *cough*.... excuse me. (Lots of lame old people were coming up to me and saying jokes that they thought were funny like: "Can I call you mr.s king? or mrs. Burger?" then they would laugh like it was the funniest thing in the world.....)
While at the mall I got a shirt that spells out "Mississippi" in a an awesome possum way!!!
Let me demonstrate:
"Em"
"Eye"
"Ess Ess"
"Eye"
"Ess Ess"
"Eye"
"Pee Pee"
"Eye"
The "Pee Pee" is in maroon coloured fuzzy lettering!!! ahhaha!!! PEE PEE!!!!
More stuff at the mall that Kelli and I did..... we were trying on wigs until the lady asked me if my sister worked at the starbuscks in the mall..... I don't have a sister so I said "no". The wig lady said that I look like a younger, sister version of the girl at starbucks.... there are 2 starbucks at that particular mall. But we just went and checked out the closest one..... Kelli and I were just pointing at the ladies behind the counter and whispering..... people stared.. good 4 them!!!!! >:(
Also at the glorious mall, I bought this cute Little pink book called "Boyz Files".... its all about rating guys!!!! ahahhah! PERFECT!!!!! It has the most hilarious cover, talking about such things as..... having lots of boys & being utterly beautiful!!!!! (something that I am soooo good at!!! ahahhahah *hoity toity laugh* ahahahahha!)
And last but not least..... Kelli and I watched the 5:30 show at a movie theatre later in the day of the fab movie "Freaky Friday". Which was a very good movie but not quite excellent. (4/5 *stars)
Och Aye!!! I'll bet yer all wondering why the title of today's blog is titled "Rugged Manly Toenails"... well...... my daddy darling was playing guitar in the living room when I walked i and he had no socks om. So, I sat down beside him and started feeling his toenails.... (they are smooth leave me alone!!!!!) any ways...... I was looking at them and I said: "Dad, you have rugged manly toenails!!!!" and my dad looked at me and said: "what?" and I basically informed him that his toenails were rugged and manly beacause they had bits of dead skin on the edges. But not so much dead skin to make you think that he doesn't wash and care about his health. He had "man toenails" amazing man toenails.... they are like, the image that is man... when it comes to toenails!!!! MY DADDY IS LIKE A LUMBER JACK!!!!!!!!! FOR HE HAS: "RUGGED MANLY TOENAILS!!!"
B4 I leave all (yes, I'm sorry)... I just wanna say that I hope to update once a week and I will have 2 or 3 more pages added soon..... PLUS I am going to inform Kelli that she should do some work!!!!!!!!!! Love you all.... bye bye *waves buh bye*
Lindy blogged on Thursday, August 28th, 2003 @ 2:29 P.M.
Habbo Crazy Lindy writes...
*kiss* ahaha i kissed you! but should i? dunno....
Ya know I'm thinking of updating weekly because you all miss me and love me so much and you all show how much you care when you don't email me. *silence*
*silence*.......................................
*hint* *silence*............................
*HINT!*
God you guys!!!!!!!! I'd love yer feedback! Kelli and I would adore it! We really would! you know the average..... "I love you plz marry me" kinda thing would be just fine. But no!!!!!! Nobody wants to cause apparently marriage involves liking the person!!!! *sticks out tongue at the reader* :( *grabs pillow to cry on* :'( *tosses pillow and grabs Kelli's shoulder*
Ok! Well I have been on habbo soooooo much lately! because........ Some girl from the states gave me her account!!!!! how weird and wacky is that?! I KNOW!!!! 10 bucks U.S. worth of furni in her room! and I traded almost all of it for even better furni and now Kelli and i BOTH own it (grr...) and so now it is caled "The Bunny Farts Cafe" search: "bunny farts" on habbo though if u wanna find it.....you don't know what habbo is? *groan and sigh* http://www.habbohotel.com check it out and read up on it! You'll love it! a lot like coke music! *groan and sigh* PLZ!!! DEAR GODDDDDDDD!!!!! do u live under a rock!!!!! http://www.cokemusic.com u figure it out!!!! :) don't worry I still love you *smooch* ......
Hey! Even more fab news! (not bad, no typo here, FAB! :D) Kelli and I had a fab sleeover at my house!!!! We watched the hot chick! ahahahahahha omg ROTFLMAO LOL *phew* *feeble finishing laugh* ok.... it was great... and we are making yet another of our famous home movies!!! HURRAH! maybe we should start posting our old monsta movies! we have 2 and another lame horror flick ya know! Any ways..... you'll see it later if we post them (much later) bu tthe next postings will be 2 butt slapping new pages: "Lame Pick-up Lines" & "Most Commonly Used TV & Movie Lines"! HURRAHHHH!!!!! All coming soooonn.... in like a week..... HURRAH!!! :)
Hey guess what!!!! I made up a new saying!!!! ya know how people say when they are joking: "Oh, I am just yanking yer chain!" or "I'm just Joshn' Ya!" WELL!!!! I have made a new saying.... people don't get it... but I love IT!!!!
"I'm just rubbn' yer cat!"
ahahhahaha! LOL!
I was at a sleepover 4 my friends Amanda & Nutty......(they have the same Birthday) I like them but they are very viloent... like they play fight when they don't realise it hurts people...... like little kids I know and actually just as annoying *groan and rolls eyes* plus my friend Rini is doing it so i don't wanna be friends with them anymore! ANY WAYS..
Amanda...she has an awesome pool in her backyard..... Nutty thought it would be funny if I flashed my boobs at amanda when her head came out of the water... I did.... she freaked out.. I laughed... and then flashed my boobs again..... IN SLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOWWWW MMMMMMOOOTTTIIIOOONN LLLLOOOOOLLLLL! of course when flashing yer boobs in slow motion u have 2 make tarzan noises which attract fathers that are fathers of yer friends who come outside to call you in since it is night and see yer small breast dancing in the wind.... *sigh* what a sight........ i screamed and ran away.....
Well, not much left to say now, but I did meet a nice girl on habbo named sweet dreams or something.... very nice girl... any ways..... lovely chatting once more,..... give me feedback!! BUH BYE!!!!!!!
Lindy blogged @ 10:52 P.M. on Monday, July 28th, 2003
Back from trip Kelli writes...
Ellorz everybody!! i am back from my trip!! you didn't know i was gone did you?? oh well, i'll try to feel loved anyway. First off, i'd like to inform you that that so called picture of lindy in the entry "bordem is the new fun" is NOT lindy! lol, she has this sense of humor that......very few people understand. Anyways, my trip was reeeeeeeally boring for the most part, except i got to meet my new baby neice! she's adorable! I actually worked up my courage to hold her, which was y first time holding a baby. I was kinda scared because i ws afraid i'd drop her or she'd start crying or something. but no! She fell asleep nicely on my shoulder, which wa pretty cute.
I've just decided that i'm going to start a picture section to this site. No, there won't be any pictures of me (for safety reasons) but there will be pictures of things around me! Which will sometimes give you a good idea of my surrounding and whatnot.
Okay okay, i know it's a sin, but i have this urge to go back to school! it's almost like it's my home or something, and being away from it so long makes me want to see it again. lame yes, but hey, you must admit that a bit of you misses it too! I mostly miss my friends. During the summers i'm so distant from all my friends, but hey, it'll be a nice big reunion when we go back.
OH ya!! and i just found out about my heritage yesturday! I'm a Viking!! how hillarious is that?? Turns out my grandpas dad (on my fathers side) was a ...it think norwegion viking type thing. So i've desided i'm going celbrate Leif Eirikson day! (Oct. 9) hmmm....i have the sudden urge to do something barbaric....
Kelli blogged at 5:05pm July 20, 2003
Boredom Is The New Fun Lindy writes...
Howdy all! It is I yer great Lindiferus!!! miss me? Oh shucks... you don't mean that! Look! I am still at the library! and just as I finished at the moment with Lindy one of
my friends walked by!!! HURRAH!!! her name is Kali (were gonna call her that cause actually I don't remember her name) hmmm.... any ways! her sister is typing beside me. (wait! Kali's real name is rebecca! YAY! I remembered... but I like Kali better!)hmmm.... what else?
This week I shall be going to the mall or something with my friend Rika and her friend Zoro and Zoro's boyfriend.... yes, that is not a typo, boyfriend... I think its wonderful that 2 gay guys can find each other in this harsh world that we live in! Just don't give them a stick of gum.... they like to share....erm... eek! you
know what I mean...... ok! what else?
Ha! I don't like Naes no more! I am Naes free.... except for his friendship.... I'll keep that. I like somebody new.... I met him on habbo hotel (a chatting environment for teens) I don't have a crush on him like I did when I first met him because he isn't as weird as I am... his name is 13ugsie (13 repesents a "B") DUHHH!!!! Things will be wonderful!
Oh ya! The weirdest thing! At a university that I went to... somewhere far from here..... there was a stairwell and on every stair for 11 floors was a sentence..... and guess what!!!! Its a story!!!! It was a great story too! something about a frog
being crusified.... hmmm w/e.....
Last but not least!!!!! guess what!!! *you answer: "what you big ball of fun Lindy?!"* WELL..... I have a special treat for you all!!! ever wonder what Lindy REALLY looks like? Well click here and you will see the REAL me:
CLICKIE!
Lindy Blogged at: 10:42 a.m. July 8, 2003
craziness Kelli writes...
*yawn* oh i'm tired. My cousins have this thing with staying up until they feel like they're going to die of tiredness. we stayed up till about 2:30 last night (or shall i say this morning)But i can't sleep in very well, so i'm up and they are still sleepin away. which is nice i suppose.
we all went to the pool yesturday. It was okay, except i was getting tired and wanted to go home, but NINA (14, cousin) wanted to stay because there were these boys that were following her. She's extremely boy crazy. So finally we decided to look for them after we hadnt seen them for 10 minutes, and we couldn't. we think they left, and NIna was all upset. She wanted to meet them! geesh, she has a boyfriend after all. Not to loyal is she? I'm extremely loyal to Andrew, i don't even give boy a second glace. If i see any boys my age, i think of Andrew! Nina wants to meet him, she says he sounds cute!
Hey it's Canada day today isn't it? ray! all red and white and fireworks! at least i think there's fireworks. I didn't go to them last year....or the year before.......or the year before that. But now i got my cousins with me, and i got a reason to get up and go. plus i got this really spiffy canada top that i haven't worn yet.
Kelli blogged at 10:50 on 07/01/03
summer motion Kelli writes...
school is out and summer is in motion!!! my summer starts imediaty! no hanging around and doing nothing for me! cousins will be here in an hour or so, so i gotta clean up lke craziness, and even mor now because my mom twisted her ankle the other day. which turns me into the mommmy. note to self: never be a mom. it's WAY more hectic than i thought it would be, and besides doing al my mom's chores, i gotta tend to her every need, which is actually kinda fun, but still. and since my summer is starting out right away, i'm going to be away from all my friends for the next 3 weeks! my most of all, i'll be away from Andrew (my boyfriend)! *snuffle snuffle* and yes lindifer, i will be missing you too, cept i don't see you everyday, so missing you becomes sort of a routine for me. gotta get back to cleaning, tattily ta!
Kelli blogged at 1:25pm on 06/28/03/2003
Rolling Tears Lindy writes...
*whimper* My, my...... the school year has come to a close and life as I know it is soon going to get very, very boring..... I have friends that are older then me that are going off to their stinkn' high schools..... one of those friends (Naes ((Sean spelt backwards)) )doesn't know that I still kinda have my heart all over him.......I just wanna hug em and hold em and kiss him...... k---- their is nothing else romantic that starts with a "k"..... hmmmm......... I also got my yearbook yesterday..... he left me a note: "Uaay! Good times. Sassy Brian!! Keep in touch!!!! -Sean :) (Naes)" this inside joke refers to the play we were in together.... he really likes weezer.... and there is some guy named Brian who apparently has a lot of sass. But I could care less, Naes is much to sexy (well not sexy... more like..... cute) for me to listen to him blabber on about some hot Weezer dude with sassyness..... *sigh* love is poopy..... love is a gigantic, smelly, squishy piece of bull poop!!!! CA CA!! MANURE!!!!!! IEGGGAAA!!!!!!!!!
What else is new? hmmmm...... everyone is signing my yearbook. I am soooooo happy!!!! My god!!!! Wow..... my drama teacher tells me to keep up all my acting because she says that my talents is "impecable"!!! She also says that she will one day see my name in lights.... and that she will!!!!!!
My friend Tanner from the play signed my yearbook saying: "You Big Dick, -Tanner" you gotta love the affection my friends give to me.......
I keep watching the movie Amelie!!!! It is fantastic!!!! I love it!!!!! My fav. part is the end where she is kissing him softly and the part when they are on the bicycle at the end!!!
How romantic!!!! Note to self: Must marry french dude named Jacques.
And guess what!!!! I was gonna name my daughter (if I get one) Mia (short for Amelia) but I love the name Amelie.... and it turns out that Amelie means Amelia in FRENCH!!! AHAHAHA!! BRILLIANT!!!
Well that is all for now!!! Bye Bye :)
P.S. I am really pissed off because I think my arms are chubby even though I am thin and small........ god hates me......... maybe I should believe in Budda...... hmmmm....
Lindy blogged at 11:56 a.m. on 06/28/2003
welcoming message Kelli and Lindy write...
this certain blog, was written by the both of us. Mind you,this will never happen again! so cherish the moment. this is blog for two bestfriends (Kelli and lindy). we are very hyped up about this site, and we can't wait to share our deepest darkest thoughts with you all. well that's all for now, keep coming for our slightyly daily blogs.
Kelli and Lindy blogged at 11:35 a.m. on 06/28/2003
