M  O  N  T  A  N  A

i might be moving to Montana soon
           just to raise me up a crop of dental floss/    raising it up
WAXING it down...  in a little white box that i can sell up town
                             by myself i wouldn't have no boss
but i'd be  r a i s i n g  my lonely dental FLOSS   (raising my lonely dental floss)
               well i just might grow me some bEEs
but i'd leave
the sweet
stuff
for somebody else...

but then on the other hand i'd keep THE WAX
and    MELT it d
                       o
                         w
                            n     / pluck some floss  AND swish it around

I'd have me a c ro p  / and it would be  on    TOP      that's why i'm moving to montana
       moving to MONTANTA soon..............gonna be a dental floss tycoon
       MOVING TO montana SOON.............GONNA BE A MENTAL FLOSS FLYCOON
                                          [munchkin interlude]

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm gonna BU Y    me a [h[o[r[s[e   
      just about THIS big...
                  and     ride     him all along        the   border   line
WITH A PAIR OF HEAVY DUTY ZIRCON-INCRUSTED TWEEZERS
                       in my hand
every other wrangler would say i was mighty grand/ by myself i would'nt
                                     haveNOboss
  b u t      i ' d       b e    r a i s i n g    m y      l o n e l y     DENTAL-FLOSS

{raising MY lonely DENTAL floss} x2

Well i might ride along                                   the border with my tweezers
gleaming in the moon                                     lighty light/ and then i'd get
a cup of COFFEE....and give my
  foot 
          a
push
   JUST ME AND THE PIGMY PONY/ over by the dental floss bush



AND then---i----might  j u s t  jump back  ****on****
           and    ride LIKE a   c=o=w=b=o=y  into the DAWN  to montana

[MOVING TO MONTANA SOON / yippee-yi-yo-ty-yay]                  x12