BERT IS EVIL!
Yes, that unibrowed, banana-shaped melon headed muppet is terribly evil, and the following pictures prove this point.
I think Ernie wants a hit...
Here he is smokin' weed
Bert and OJ...i smell sitcom
That's bert speaking with his college buddy, OJ Simpson
If rodman is in cohorts with the bertster, then we KNOW he's evil
Even Dennis Rodman takes influence from bert's supreme evilness...
See the connection? Paper clips...pidgeons....the clan? yeah...that's right...
Here's bert and one of his fellow clansmen...whose mask strangely resembles bert's head (!)
Hmm...hitler's mini-mustache and bert's unibrow look awfully similar
Bert was actually the guy who came up with the Nazi salute and some say secretly commanded Hitler himself
It don't matter if you're black or white, little boy or muppet...mikey likey
And we close with the worst of the worst: the reason for michael jackson's "problem" with kids was a result from bert molesting him as a youngun'.  (above) Bert touching Michael's "NO-NO" area...
elmo's in on it too...
The wavs to the right of elmo are the same.  The white one is the normal tickle me elmo sounds you'd hear if you tickled the little guy. The black one is the same thing, but backwards and slowed down 100%...where we find elmo saying in plain english "WHAT THE F*CK" Yup...seriously...try it...
talk about messed up...
TICKLE ME ELMO NORMAL WAV
TICKLE ME ELMO BACKWARDS WAV
muppet or evil mastermind?
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