Kimberly Rae
(AKA Kim Kim)
The Saga
which was her life

Kimberly Rae Jones was born the youngest of two daughters, her poor parents.....From a young age she learned that not only was it OKAY to like boys, it was encouraged.  As you can tell from the moment pictured to the left, her childhood Christmases were very enjoyable learning experiences.  However, by the time Kim reached the age of ten or so, she was unhappy with the way men treated her.  But, all the same, she was a tease.

In her twenties, Kim decided to become a professional tease.  Posing for seductive photos and as a model for an "art" class, Kim was second only to Lillian Russel as a poster girl.  But as she aged, rather ungracefully, her teasing developed into taunting.  Men began to turn away from the buxom queen.  This disillusioned the poor girl.

Disenchanted as she was by men, Kim turned to a chilhood interest of hers, dogs.  But, as it turned out, she had lost her knack for dealing with disobediant animals, and quickly lost her patience for four-legged furry friends.  Lost and dejected once again, Kim turned to God with her troubles... errr, not God exactly, but some superior being.  We're still not entirely sure....but that whole Hale-Bopp thing....I'm not sure if that was her idea or not....

Anyway, in her attempt to turn the world to her "leader", Kim met Sarah and Jane, a plastic surgeon who fixed Kim's aging skin, nose, hairline, booty, boobs, and tummy.....two or three times.  Her rediscovered beauty once again intrigued the males who met her, and Kim married a rich (very rich) ski instructor at the age of 54.  The two lived more or less happily until Kim died and was mummified at 87.

If you would like to know more about Kim Kim's demise, you may ask her.
try: [email protected]
She'd really like that.