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| Eddie Marie Lee -- He asked for this -- |
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| From a very young age, Eddie Lee was "special". Thousands of doctors couldn't have been wrong. Then again, he could have just been missing a very vital body part. We think it may have been left in the stroller by a negligent nanny. But, seeing as how he somehow functions as a normal human being, our theory could be wrong. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Eddie was bullied as a young boy, just for being "different". However, his unique and startling capability for music allowed him to wow the other boys at this boarding school in Canada and lull them into hypnosis. He started on the viola, thinking it superior to other instruments. He soon discovered this to be untrue and switched to the bass. (pictured below) | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Once again realizing his folly, Eddie tried the violin for a while. After two weeks, his hickey was throbbing like mad and the poor (yet immensely intelligent) boy quit yet another inferior instrument. After trying the cello, just once in an alley of Mukilteo, WA, where there wasn't any real talent, he was immediately hooked and began the rest of his life on the most musical instrument in the world. In doing so, he met some of the most interesting people in his life, namely Sarah, a fellow cello. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Eddie's childhood passion for technology (pictured left) stayed with him through high school and college. He attended Carnegie Mellon University, a well-rounded liberal arts and engineering school in Pittsburgh, PA. Though he would never admit it, he really only attended the $35,000 school to follow Sarah. The two were best friends. That's why she made a webpage just for him that's almost completely fictional. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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| After many long, lonely years of pining for his true love, Eddie realized that she had been married for twenty years to his brother and that his own time was running out. So, at the old age of 97, Eddie married a young budding Hollywood actress by the name of Leigh Furra Lone, who divorced him after two years and took all of his money and left him with the triplets. He lived off Social Security, sold his children to a Mexican sweatshop, and died alone and soiled at the age of 103. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| If you really want to know about Eddie, you'll have to ask him yourself. Meanwhile, either go HOME or somewhere else. | |||||||||||||||||||||||