Michelles ideas

                                    Okay so my friend Karl said I should add a page with some of my stupid ideas.

                           okay first I want to say DAMN THE MAN only one person will kno wut im talking

                     Okay yeah this is great actually its dumb but whatever heres just some things i wanted or want to do

                                            Okay one thing we WILL do tiffany is go to Vegas and i mean it plus we have a bet on it for 20 dollars okay but yeah my dumb friends shorty and jeremy aka deso and some other guy are going to come pick us up and we r going to vegas with a bunch of wiggers no lie and we r going to get really drunk  and eat at buffets and get super fat so it will be neet yes i know i spelled neat wrong but it looks better like neet.

        oh yeah and over spring break im going to get my nose pierced why? because i can and i will

        Okay we all have seen the movie terminator and the guys flesh gets ripped and u see the wires,. well i think it would be neeto if someone got a tattoo that looked like the flesh on their fore arm was ripped back and there was wires well thats just my opinion

        uh yeah tthese arnt ideas anymore they are just dumb things me and tiffiny have done in the past

              (this is when we were in 4th grade) okay there is this huge huge huge mudd puddle somewhere where we live and it was fun to go near the edge and see how far we could get until we sunk in the mudd then we would run if we could....well of course me being the dumbass that i am didnt turn and run this one time and i sunk in the mudd knee deep and tiffiny came to help me then we both got stuck and tiffinys friend kiera ditched us so there we were knee deep in the mudd and the mudd ate my shoe. we eventually got out somehow but it wasnt enough because i wanted my shoe sooo! i got a big stick and dug in the mudd like a pathetic moron for my shoe but i finally found it yay for me ok that was a dumb story but oh well u didnt have to read it.   

                     In mistwood forest there is a creek long ghetto where we live is on one side and mistwood is on the other tiffiny can jump far plane and simple but me of course am foot slow (a disorder me an tiffiny came up with which means i have problems being foot athletic) i cant jump worth shitaki mushrooms heh dont ask. well we were jumping the creek and we gradually went to wider places in the creek. like i said tiffiny can jump far so she made it easily across but no of course i jumped and what happed i landed right in the middle pathetic eh? no not as pathetic as what i did next.. i kept freakin trying  to jump it 7 times ! i never made any of them.okay yes just another dumb story.

                There is this kid chris ingo and if hes pissed at u , u will be sorry. he bought new nike shoes and yes he took them off and left them there on the side of the street which he shouldnt have done in the first place it was his own fault.of course here come me an tiffiny seeing these NEW NIKE shoes just sitting there and we figured the person obviously didnt want them and that we would get rid of them for that person well if we knew it was chris' we wouldnt have even gone near them but thats the kind of ppl we are we have to get rid of things... i threw one into the suerer and tiffiny threw the other way far back in the creek which was never found by the way. well a few days later at tiffinys bus stop michael was talking about chris' missing nike shoes that were expensive by the way and tiffiny just couldnt resist saying how it was us that got rid of them to michael..so michael told chris and then the next thing we know about 7 ppl want to shoot us with paintball guns so we went out looking for the one missing shoe that tiffiny did away with and we were soon chased by a bunch of ppl with paintball guns u rember what i said about being footslow?well that includes running so im not the fastest runner and we were soon shot by about a dozen paintballs but yeah whatever thats all...