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Dear The Bread,
Where is my rainbow and sparkley left sock? You know, the one with the hole in the heel and the big toe?
The Awesomest, Canada
Dear Awesomest But Not As Cool As Me,
                                               Well, it is quite obvious. As rainbows are the "vaults" so to speak of Leprechauns' gold and your sock was sparkly (reminiscent of a Leprechaun's gold), a couple Leprechauns came and took your sock as they were so fond of it's stitchings. They then used it for their babies' sleeping quarters. You see, one of the places Leprechauns like to keep babies in the most is, socks. They're sorta like humans' cribs. So, they patched up the hole, they have their "crib", and now they're happy. Jolly good.
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