Entry #84 continued...yeah so, I went to PA for thanksgiving. We drove on wednesday, got to the hotel and then ate dinner. Then on thursday, we hung around the hotel, then went to my grandparents cuz my sister had to do an interview of my grandmother, and then we went to my cousins house for the big feast. It was pretty good. THEN I got to go HOME on Friday. I went to Patrick's house and got there around 12:00. Then I made a bunch of phone calls because a lot of people wanted me to call them. Then me and Patrick went to Heather's house around 3:30 and we played playstation and ate turkey. What a suprise. It was lots of fun. Me and Patrick were nuts at her house, and her mom was glad that she didn't have boys because we were too loud and "ate too much". I thought that was funny. Then after that, we went to a party at Kim Wertz's house. That was great fun. It was a wild night. At one point in the night, Me, Patrick, and JR were jumping on the trampoline, and Heather, Jenny Jones, and Kim (or Audrey, I don't remember) were sitting in the middle while we jumped. Then all the guys took their shirts off. But the wussies, they put them back on after like a minute. But I got carried away and took off not only my shirt, but the bottom half of my pants (they zipper off). Then everyone just kinda left me out in the cold. And it was FREEZING! My body was fine except for my fingers and toes. I was acting really strangely, and made Heather dress me. Then she left too. I couldn't zipper my pant legs on because my fingers were cold...It took me like 5 minutes to do. And then I got inside and I was still acting weird. I don't know why. It was like I was drunk/high or something. But I hadn't had anything. I dunno. Maybe it was the turkey. All in all, it was a GREAT NIGHT. Then, I got to see Heather again on saturday because her boss said she didn't have to work. So her and Jenny Jones came over to Patrick's house and we watched "The Bone Collector". Patrick ended up hooking up with Jenny Jones the next day (sunday night). Found that out when I called Heather when I got home. It took a long time to get home on sunday because there were a lot of backups in Ohio. Well, that's about it. I'll be you're tired of reading now. Bye!.......WHOA! GO HERE AND WIN! The story has been "updated". You will definitely want to read it now! There is MONEY INVOLVED, AND IT COULD JUST BE YOURS!!!!!!!
(11/28/00) Entry #85 Today I am 16 and 7 months. You know what? I'm allowed to get my license now? Unfourtunately, my parents are sticklers about having the 50 hours, so I still have like 11 hours to go. I have to get driving a lot soon. I wanna get my license ASAP. Umm...i dunno. I've lost a few friends, due to my stupidity. But nonetheless, I've made more friends in play practice. But I'm still...i dunno...I don't know what to write. Click here And scroll to the bottom to win money on my website!!!!!!
(12/1/00) Entry #86 You people are losers. Who wouldn't want 10 bucks? Is it the fact that you actually have to DO something? Oh well. Ten bucks for me. But if you really do want to win 10 bucks...Click here and scroll to the bottom. But you probably don't because you're lazy. Oh well. Anyways...I am dizzy as fuck. I have had so many 180 degree turns in the past month of my life, I might as well just be 6 feet under. All this spinning is just drilling me into the ground. It's crazy, and tiresome. But it's my fault. You probably have no idea what I'm talking about. I'm not sure if I do either. But I know that I've just had a lot of drastic changes in my life, one after the other... bam bam bam. Well, I'm gonna go.
(12/9/00) Entry #87 I felt like writing, but now I don't...sorry. Oh...Go here it's about my friend Eric Meyer swimming "The Mighty Maumee River".
(12/10/00) Entry #88 I'm so so happy happy. I'm going to Pennsylvania for Christmas break. I will be there from 11:30pm December 27th till 8:00am January 2nd. So, find out where I'm staying, and drop by. Umm...yeah. It's gonna be cool. I really don't know what to say. This journal is beginning to go down the tubes because there is never anything to talk about. I'm sorry, faithful readers.
(12/13/00) Entry #89 Yo yo yo Freaksss!!!!!! Word up to the man thing! Floppy is in da house!! I'd like to give a shout out to my buddies in P-Town and Leee OOOHH LAAAAAA!!! I'm in a crazy crazy mood and I dont know why. Umm...I"m going to PA in 14 days (2 weeks) I'm soo happy.
(12/18/00) Entry #90 Hey kiddies. This journal is really going down the tubes. I don't know what to talk about anymore. I made a page about Eric Meyer and his swimming abilities. It's done and has all the pictures up. Check it out! I'm going to PA in 9 days. It's gonna kick the asses! Oh yeah, this friday I'm going snowboarding up in Michigan..that's gonna be cool...then I'm going snowboarding the following saturday in PA. I'm so stoked. There is lots of snow here. We're supposed to get more tonight...we've been having off like every other day. I'm outta here.
(1/11/01) Entry #91 See? I told ya this journal was going down the tubes. Now, just because my journal is pretty much stuck in the mud, DOESN'T mean that it will NEVER be updated. I suggest you check the journal about every 2 weeks to see what's going on, cuz there will probably be stuff. But the main reason that I'm writing in here today, is to update you all on my good buddy steve. He finally had his first kiss (and a li'l somethin else...). He's magical ladies! Jump now while the meat's still hot! Yeah buddy. Practice makes perfect. I'm outta here.
(1/27/00) Entry #92 I guess it's been about two weeks, and I do have a few things to tell you all. First of all, I'm going to tell you to Sign the Guestbook because I really enjoy seeing who visits the page, and what they have to say about it. Even if you have come here a zillion times, sign it. After you are done signing, you can View the Guestbook to see what you and others wrote about this page of all that is cool and hip. View the Old Guestbook. Second of all, I found out lastnight that I am going to be having a PICTURE UPDATE SOON!!! I'm so happy!!! I'm going to be getting a more recent picture of my friend Kyle AND a comic by Devin Kipple. He made is last year, but it never got sent to me. So look for it in the near future. Today is saturday. We have two shows today for the Winter One Acts. We got done with our first of the two shows for today. It could have been better. I think tonight is going to be awesome. Let's see, anything else? Ah yes, I think that all people who are counting on me coming to PA during spring break should start a "Bring Brett Home" fund drive. Perhaps a telethon? Just a thought. My mom is saying that I don't have enough money. Which just might be the case, depending on how much my insurance is. I'm getting my license soon and I need cash for insurance. But at this point, I'd rather go to PA 4 times a year (or more would be nice) than to have my own car. That's a sacrifice that I'm willing to take. Well, i'm outta here. I hope you're glad that I wrote a lot. It makes up for (some) lost time. Later all!
(1/31/01) Entry #93 Well.......Heather and I took a big step in our relationship. We are increasing eachother's "leashes"...that sounds harsh...leash. But ok...we are giving eachother more freedoms. We have decided to let eachother "see other people" but stay together. Because our relationship is stronger than a fling. I'm hoping that it works out well. I think it should, I trust her. I just hope I trust myself. I really don't have anyone that I have feelings for, like she does, but maybe that's good that I don't. Well, i don't know what else to write. bye.
(2/9/01) "e" Entry #94 Well, everybody... I got my license yesterday...FINALLY! It's very liberating to be able to go places freely without having to bug the rents about taking me there...it's also nice that I can listen to the radio as loud as I want without my mom turning it down. Yes, I got my license...unfortunately: the day before I got it, I drove myself down this (pictured below)...It's very rocky. Hope I can get out of it someday. If you don't understand, don't ask. I use pictures to describe my life sometimes. If you know, fine, if you dont, tough luck.
"Each betrayal begins with trust." -Trey Anastasio of Phish "Farmhouse"
(2/10/01) Entry #95 A little extra BS to look at--I was searching my name on Yahoo and some stuff came up. I found
this picture of a student council in North Dakota. Not only is there a kid in it with my name, but there
are two other girls with names of PHS students. Pretty weird!!!
(2/18/01) Entry #96 La dee dah. Letters on the page turn into words that complete sentences until they have reached final completeness and solubility in the fatty acids of the amino proteins within the toads horny ears that pick up sound waves given off by the quacking duck off in the distance because he is scared of the fox in the woods over by the pond in the middle of the sahara desert. Good night.
(2/24/01) Entry #97 It never hurts to stick a sock or pepperoni in your pants to boost your ego a tad bit!
(3/2/01) Entry #98 Death will insue those who defile me.
(3/5/01) Entry #99 Never is a point in time, that doesn't have dimension...Always is the measure of how long time's been around. It also points ahead, but that's beyond my grasp, I'm rooted in the now and that's what keeps me on the ground remembering....Never too, forget that I forgot you for a while. It also points ahead, but that's beyond my grasp, I"m rooted in the now and that's waht keeps me on the ground remembering...Never too, forget that I forgot you for a while.
(3/14/01) Entry #100 Sound the horns! It's the 100th entry. Woopdie shit. The past 20 entries (or more) have pretty much sucked ass. ANYWAY...I'm just here to tell you that I have some news. Some good news, at that! My page is going to be updated very very very very soon. And this time it is for real. I know I said that it was going to be updated like 2 months ago...but I never got the pics that were promised to me. But this time, it is going to be updated. I'm talking about being updated this week! 100% guarantee. Because the pictures belong to me...not someone else. I pick them up and they are mine...well...my mom's with pics of me on it. There are pics of clash day from Maumee week back in like september or october and perhaps some other things. Thats' they only one I can remember...there might be more. But seriously...look for it, cuz it will be there. It will be in the Ohio section of my webpage. You can find it at The list page. Under the ohio section. Later...this page sucks ass.
(3/20/01) Entry #101 No, this isn't the basic class of how to write entries. K...that's overwith. Now...go ahead and call me a liar. I don't care. I know I said I'd have those pictures up this weekend, but I have better things to do than scan stuff. Even though I'm on the comp all the time. I dont' feel like running upstairs to get them. But I DO have them in my posession...they SHOULD be up soon, if I get a good spanking.
(3/23/01) Entry #102 Hi there. I am writing in my journal. There is a girl sitting on my lap. Ojos! Umm...anyway. Yeah. I just felt like writing in here because crap is brown and so are the cleveland browns. Me do not like them because they are brown (aka crappy) and they are in Ohio. Hehe. Ummmmmmmmmm.............oh yeah...I know most of you (well, the small amount of you who read me) are mad because I didn't put pics up like I said I would. That's cuz I am a slacker and stuff. They will be up when I feel like it. They are sitting upstairs. But i can't get up cuz there is a girl on my lap! Umm...I am finished here for the moment. I have to figure out who this girl is.... :-/
(4/10/01) Entry #103 Hey! What's crappenin my brotha from anotha motha...I am chillin like a villian here in PA. I went to CV today, it was lots of fun. I got to see ever2yone. All my friends were giving me double takes cuz they didn't recognize me at first. They all liked the hair. Umm...oh yeah...there is something that I'd like to make clear. I meant to do this a while ago, but I forgot. For you people at CV, this is mainly for you guys: As most of you know, I was with Heather Kerchner for a long time. We broke up some time in February I think. She got really mad, and pretty much hates my guts. She started to tell people that SHE dumped ME because I was on drugs. This is not entirely true. I dumped HER. Yes, I was on drugs, but I haven't done them for like a month and a half. don't all hate me, because that was her intention. I heard from a direct source. So to all you people who think that it was all her and that she did the right thing by dumping me, it is wrong. I dumped her. AND she was kinda sitting in a one sided relationship...I had pretty much said it was over, and she was like "no! I don't want to! I am happy this way!" You be the judge. Long distance = sux. And Heather, if you have anything to say about this, howza about takin me off your IM block list and unblock my phone calls. (Don't you think that's a bit irrational folks? Blocking phone calls? It's not like i'm a fuckin stalker!) Outta here...
(4/30/01) Entry #104 I took the poll off of here for 2 reasons. 1.)I don't wanna be viewed as an insensitive dick to all who come here (even though most people have that premonition already set in their mind). 2.)No one was responding to it. Dicks. I"m outta here.
(5/28/01) Entry #105 Wowzers, kids. After looking at the stats for this page, I realized that there are still just a FEW people interested in knowing what is going on in my life. A few people have been visiting to see if this lame ass excuse for a journal is being updated. So, after a month of lethargy, I am finally updating it. First off, I have Grease Pics. We did Grease for our Spring Musical. I have prom pics, but I have not posted them yet. They will eventually find their way up here. I have been spending lots (yes, lots) of time with my girlfriend, Jenny. My pwetty gawl! hehe. Matter of fact, I'm heading for there in about 15 mins. Unfortunately, my friends, (or fortunately for you select few), I am not coming out to PA during the summer. Yes, I know some of you are disappointed, and some are ecstatic. But, if you really feel the need to see me for a week, I can accomodate you at my poor excuse for a house. Seriously, I can. I've already got one person coming. Umm..what else is going on in my life. I dunno. I'm as happy as I could ever be because I'm so in love. Shut up, I hear you barfing. One of you who I *think* reads this just might be getting an email from me. Someday....oh, btw...Sign the Guestbook. View the Guestbook. . View the Old Guestbook It hasn't been signed since like December 14. Later!!!
(7/8/01)"e" Entry #106 *SNIFF!* I'm so happy to see that there is one faithful soul left in the world who continues to check this journal almost everyday. Who are you? I'd really like to know...Please sign my guestbook if you are the person who comes back to read this. You don't have to write anything...just put a blank entry in there, with like, you initials or something. Umm...my life has been the best it can ever be. And I owe it all to my Jenny. The best thing that has ever happened to me. We have been together for 4 months as of yesterday (7/7/01). You know, in my last relationship, my 4 month anniversary was celebrated 500 miles apart. So this is a nice breath of fresh air. Umm...what've I been doing this summer? I have been working as a cook (and a damn good one at that, too) at Stingers Cafe. And when I"m not working, I'm hanging out with my Jenny. Probably sucking her................money out of her pocket. I hear you dirty minded people laughing. Well, I don't know what to write, and I'm gonna be heading to Jenny's soon...big suprise! bye! email me at [email protected] you have me blocked. Oh yeah, check out my new Prom Pictures...there are just a few...cuz that's all I uploaded. More later!
(7/13/01) Entry #107 Hey kids, I just realized that my guestbook is broken. Who knows how many people tried to enter it. I don't know why. I will try to get it fixed ASAP, or i'll build a new one...later.
(8/11/01) Entry #108 Man...last month went so fast! It's been over a month that I've updated this page. Yeah, July just FLEW by like it wasn't even there. Disregard that last entry about the guestbook being broken. I got a new one and I fixed all the links. So now you can Sign with Ease! and you can View it happily!. Well, I'm outta here.
(12/24/01) Entry #109 Journal...what a laugh. This thing is such a joke now. I guess i was using this as a way to let the Pennsylvania people know what was going on in my life. But I have moved on, PA. I have moved on to bigger and better things, like the flatlands, here in Ohio. I find them much better, and my life much much better here. Don't get me wrong, my friends, i still remember you and stuff...but if you were important, I'd talk to you or email you. And if I do talk and email you, then obviously you are important enough. If you feel that you should be on my important list, then email me at [email protected] It's not THAT hard! Okay, well back to my good life. This is the last entry of the year. Toodles...probably forever.
(4/21/03) Entry #110 Whoa...look who's back! I haven't typed in this since chrismas eve of junior year. Here I am now, getting ready to finish up my freshman year of college. My how time flies. A word to the wise: Don't go to college. It sux. No, let me rephrase that: don't go to college if you are doing anything science related. Even if you were good at it in HS, you're screwed when you get to college. Go to community college. That's what I'm doing. I'm going to Owens Community College next year to major in the Culinary Arts. Yes, I'm going to be a chef. No more pharmacy shit for me. I'm mainly writing in here, because i was told by geocities that I have to update my webpage or it would be shut down. So that's what I'm doing. If anybody reads this, you can contact me at AIM: cookeezzncreem or my email: [email protected] Tata for now...and probably until Geocities threatens me again!
(4/20/04) Entry #111. 1:23am.
It's 4/20. (ask your question). yes.
this isn't me. but he sure is goofy looking.