This is Graham Weaver. AKA Graham the ham. He's a very funny guy as you may or may not be able to gather from this extremely flattering picture of the ham. Did he blink? Is he stoned? Did he die just as the picture was taken and his eyes rolled into his head and his eyelids closed? Who knows!!??!!??!! Betcha the dead Gra- I mean Graham does. Just as a side-note. Audrey, on the left with the red hair, wanted me to cut her out. I told her I would, but Graham told me not to. Or maybe someone else did, I can't remember. I heard that somewhere. So, since I am a mean, and rotten cool guy, I didn't cut out Audrey. I sit next to Graham in Chorus. We get in trouble for talking and we make fun of Chris. He is a freshman who works as Lapps. He recently broke his foot. Me and Graham think he broke it while trying to masturbate with his toes, but Chris won't admit to it. He knows we are onto him though. Me and Graham laugh a lot and make fun of people that we heard about somewhere. At the sucky dance on friday, we put ballons under our shirts in the back and walked around like hunchbacks. I danced with a trashcan on wheels for one of the songs. It was very romantic. I think Graham was jealous. He won't admit it. Visit Graham's Page. It kinda sucks though.