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	Snape sighed, as he picked Harry up from the ground and laid him 




on the bed. He then pulled out his wand, and muttered a spell, making 




the tip of smell of scented salts, and waved it in front of Harry’s 




nose.*



	
	



	Harry woke up to the strong smell of… something waving in front 




of his nose. He raised his hand and swatted it away, and abruptly sat 




up, with his eyes still closed.
	





	That turned out to be a very bad idea, as his head collided with 



something really hard, sending him flying back against the pillows, and 




whatever it was that he hit landed on the floor because he heard the 





distinct ‘thud’ . He opened his eyes and look over the side of the bed 




to see Snape’s head glaring at him from the ground, rubbing the bump on 




his head.





	He smiled sheepishly, and started apologizing, when the memory of 



the events that took place before he had fainted came rushing back to 




him. The smile turned into a sneer, and an icy fury clouded his eyes. 




By the look of Harry’s face, Harry was ready to rip someone to shred 




with his bare hands.
	





	Snape saw the look which was directed towards him, and became 




frozen in terror. Now Snape was not a man to be easily scared. He had 




years of experience with magic, both like and dark, he was a death 




eater for God’s sake! At least he had been until he started working for 



Dumbledore. But the look gracing Harry’s face right now, would send 




Voldemort cowering. He swallowed around the big lump that had taken 




residence in his throat.






“Tell me dear Potion master, would you like to repeat what you said 




before my, shall we say, rather ungraceful fall?” he sneered, his face 




calm, while his eyes were blazing with fury, the words dripping out of 




his lips like acid.


	


	In a last effort to regain his dignity, Snape gracefully got up 




from his position on the floor. He tried to meet his eyes head on, but 




only could hold it for a few seconds. The fury blazing in them seem to 




burn his every inside.






“Ummm… well that is…” stuttered Snape.






	Dumbledore started snickering at Snape, but a quick look from 




Harry shut him up. Suddenly Harry noticed something.






“Where the hell is Draco?!?!?!” He asked worriedly.






	An answering grown from the bathroom answered him. He ran into 




the bathroom and came back out with a protesting Draco in his arms.





“Come on babe, you don’t have to carry me, I’m fine! Really” He whined.




“I don’t care, I’m gonna take care of you anyway!”





	Once Harry tucked him in bed, Draco looked around the room, and 




seeing the two professors, he suddenly remembered what made him sick in 




the first place. He sat up, nearly knocking Harry of the side of the 




bed. He began to panic.





“We’re pregnant? What do you mean we’re pregnant?! How could you not 



tell us about this before! I feel violated! My freedom of choice as 



been violated! I got knocked out without my free…” He suddenly stopped 



his tirade.





“Oh Harry, I’m so sorry I’m being so selfish! How are you feeling? Are 




you ok? Here, let me scoot over so you can get into bed.” He pulled a 



started Harry under the covers with him and snuggled into his arms.






*Pregnant? How can I be pregnant? I’m to young and beautiful to be all 



fat and blotchy, or whatever people look like when they get pregnant… 



Although Harry was looking quite radiant, all knocked up with my kid… 



*smirk* I knocked up Harry Potter! HAHAHahah… Wait a minute…*




“Hey, honey?”




“Yes?”



“Is it me and my impregnated mind, or are you glowing?”





“I think it’s the pregnant thing, cuz for a minute there I thought you 



were glowing too.”




“Oh. Ok then.”




“I’m tired.”



“yea me too. Wanna take a nap?”





“Good idea!”





“…”




*cough*





“…”






*cough, cough…”





“…”






“Um, Boys, I’m sorry to have to interrupt your nap, but…”






*DEATH… GLARE… ATTACK!!!!* (LOL sorry, I couldn’t resist. Too much 



Dragon ball Z will do that to ya.)




*Well. I knew it was a good idea to petition against teaching the death 




glare in school. Thank God I won too, else I’d be a pile of ash right 




now.*






	Dumbledore eeped and flinched, the quickly regained his 



composure, hoping that no one saw, nor heard that. But of course, 



everyone heard. I mean, no one else is having any luck in this fanfic, 



so why should he be so special? 






No reason at all that’s what!





	Snape snickered behind him where he was discreetly hiding, though 



he did this quietly, as to not bring any attention to himself.





“I’m sorry boys, sighed Dumbledore, I really am. But had we told you 



about it before hand, you would have had many objections to the idea, 



and don’t bother trying to deny it, you know it’s true, he quickly 



added, interrupting their interruptions. (WHAT???)



 

“We really couldn’t afford the time it would have taken to explain it 




all to you and then wait for you guys to realize that it’s the right 




thing to do, because as soon as you guys got together, you only had a 




limited time before the ability would vanish, and then it would have 




been too late for the wizardly world.”






The boys laid quietly in each other’s arms, pouting. Although they knew 




that everything Dumbledore had just said was true, they couldn’t help 



feeling betrayed somehow. 





“Fine. But we’re still mad at you.” Finally grumbled Draco.





“yeah!” added Harry, before sticking his tongue out.




Snape had a look of horror on his face.




“what’s wrong?” asked Dumbledore, concerned and a bit scared. 





Snape hardly ever showed any emotions aside from contempt. Did he 




forget something else? He racked his brain. No, at least nothing worth 



mentioning now.




“Our future is depending on those two? We’re doomed aren’t we? We’re 


all going to diiiie!!!” He wailed pulling at his hair.





Dumbledore looked both amused and irritated, and very intrigued by his 


outburst. This was so very unlike Snape! What’s going on here?




“Snape come one, have a little faith man! Beside, you know them better 



than that. They’re only acting this way because of their hormones! 



They’re pregnant remember? We’re going to have to be careful about our 



actions around them from now on, or else have to face the wrath of two 



very powerful, in love, and pregnant wizards!.”





“You know you’re right professor.” said a voice behind them. They 



froze.






“yeah. Very careful. And I can just tell you one thing that they don’t 



appreciate is being talked about as if they aren’t in the room 




listening to others talk about them as if they were insane.” Sneered 




another voice.





The two professors slowly turning around to find two very powerful, 



pregnant, in love, and very annoyed wizards icily glaring at them.



They both thought,





*Oh SHIT!!!*




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I’m thinking of bringing in another character into this story. Like an 


original one. Plus I need to send the boys back to school and see the 



reaction of the others! I know I know, I want to keep them all to 


myself too., but that’d be selfish of me. 



SO on that note, tell me what you think!


Like it? Hate it? Criticism? Compliments? I want it all! Don’t 


hesitate! OMG, if someone tries to flame me at this point, then I’ll 


have to make fun of you, because if you’ve read that far, and just 

notice that this is slash, you must be fucking stupid and deserve to 


die. Lol.






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