Jaded Journalist Interview
JJ- so we're here with corey clark. corey you are not in the armed forces, is that correct?
Corey- I am not, no.
JJ- Ok. I see you are wearing another Fat Albert hat tonight. How many of those things do you got?
Corey- Just two.
JJ- You gonna add to it, you gonna get a third?
Corey-Yeah, the collection's definitely gonna grow.
JJ- Alright, Corey, I don't want to bring up that night, but all of America wants to know, it was you, the soap opera guy, and sisqo.
Corey- The soap opera guy and sisqo? [laughing]
JJ- I don't know their names. You go out on the town, with a camera crew in tow, you couldn't pick up any hotter chicks then those three?
Corey- Yeah, I mean, you didn'y see the chick that I did the body shot off of?
JJ- Uh, no I didn't.
Corey- She was pretty fine.
JJ- I saw you kissing a girl that was about a 1:59 am girl. In other words, it's 1:59 a.m. I better pick up a girl.
Corey- Actually, I didn't, I wasn't, I didn't kiss any girls. They, uh, like a couple girls throwing a birthday party, they were very nice, very cool. They gave us kisses. They gave me a kiss on the cheek. You know, the other two were getting some lip action going on. But I was like, no that will work right there, you know? So they were just giving us luck and things like that.
JJ- You think if you went out with me and I'm all pimped out, like I am today, we could pick up a higher caliber lady?
Corey- Yeah I think we could pull down some top notch ones. Maybe some eight or nine's.
JJ- Wow, I only work with ten's though.
Corey- You only work with tens?
JJ- I'll give you my cast-off's.
Corey- Okay, that will work. I can deal with the sevens through the nines. That'll work.
JJ- They'll come to me and I'll be like, Nah you're a Corey.
Corey- That'll work.
JJ- Now, let me ask you something.
Corey- Yeah.
JJ- Uhh, you've been romancing Paula Abdul lately.
Corey- Aw, no not at all. She's just very cool. Down-to-earth.
JJ- Well let me ask you something, Cor? Who do you think she likes better, you or me? Because I made out with her last night.
Corey- Ooh, you made out with her? I would guess that means, she likes you then. You did better than me, cause she just votes me through. Along with the other judges, she doesn't make out with me at all. Although I wish she would. That would be--
JJ- Let me tell you it was nice.
Corey- Was it good?
JJ- Going into it I was like, man I don't know about this.
Corey- Is she a sloppy kisser?
JJ- No, but I am.
Corey- Oh okay. That makes all the difference. Have you been to her house?
JJ- Uh, man, what is this? I am doing the questioning.
Corey- Alright.
JJ- Here's all you gotta know about me and Paula. As the kids say, I'm a straight playa.
Corey- You're a straight player?
JJ- And all she can do is, you know, feel the breeze. You know what I'm saying?
Corey- Yeah, uh no. But I'm sure that she does some. That, that's cool.
JJ- Hey you know what I'm saying.
Corey- Yeah.
JJ- She took one look at me and it was like KA-POW.
Corey- It was sparks.
JJ- Whoo.
Corey- Instant.
JJ- Sparks.
Corey- You like her new haircut?
JJ- I do. Infact, I told her to cut it that way.
Corey- You did?
JJ- She came up to me last week, and I was like sorry your hair's too long.
Corey- Yeah, so she did it to please the Jaded Journalist, huh?
JJ- She's not the first or the last. Do you wanna uh, Do you want to be in my posse? Cause I'm interviewing in two weeks.
Corey- Really? What are you interviewing for?
JJ- New Posse members.
Corey- New posse members?
JJ- I had to kick a dude out last week. He got a little fresh with me.
Corey- So do they get paid, or do they just get to walk around and get the acclates of hanging out with the Jaded Journalist?
JJ- Man, they're just not all about the money. It's not about the money.
Corey- Well it is, if you was me. If I'm not making money, I have to be working somewhere, so you know.
JJ- Oh don't worry, I'll take care of everyone.
Corey- Alright, that's cool. I think I can come be in your posse then. That'd be alright with me. That'd be cool, I think we could pull down some pretty good women, dude.
JJ- Oh you think?
Corey- Yeah.
JJ- Anything else you want to talk about before you go?
Corey- Not, not really. Anything else you think you want to know, before we go.
JJ- I don't want to talk to you in the first place.
Corey- The feelings mutual. You like me?
JJ- Yeah.
Corey- I like me too.
JJ- I like Josh the best because he's still in the room.
Corey- If he was gone it would be a different story?
JJ- As soon as he leaves we'll talk again.
Corey- We'll get the real skinny on Josh.
JJ- Josh is awesome, best dude ever.
Corey- Yeah, he's really cool man.
JJ- Do not cross him.
Corey- I won't, I won't do that.
JJ- Alright. Thanks, man.
Corey- Thanks a lot dude. For real. I appreciate it.
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