Only if you forget that there�s more movies than ANH. And the movie is only 2 hours long. A season is several months.
12. Worf's speech is at least intelligible, but Harrison Ford has to translate for Chewbacca.
We can�t have aliens with completely different anatomies, which includes a difference in VOCAL cords, now can we? We have to keep this simple so it will fit in the teeny little budget the TIGHTWAD producers have set, don�t we? Not to mention we can�t think CREATIVELY�
13. Star Trek villains do NOT have asthma.
Neither do the Star Wars villains. Oh, I get it! You misinterpreted the effects the Dark Side had on Lord Vader as asthma! I see! I�m so sorry! I didn�t realize your feeble minds couldn�t comprehend the power of the Dark Side of the Force! Please, forgive me! I forgot that �villains� in Star Trek are simple and entirely lacking in complexity�
14. Star Wars spawned "Battlestar Galactica." The worst Star Trek ever did was "Babylon Five."
Star Wars also spawned Thumb Wars, Spaceballs, and Star Bores, three famous comedies, not to mention countless allusions and references in books, movies, and everyday life.
15. Spock-- 'nuff said.
What�s so cool about an escaped elf from the North Pole with no emotions?
16. Star Trek-- the first space shuttle. Star Wars-- a hare-brained nuclear defense system.
Would you rather be stranded on a space shuttle with limited food, water and air, or safe under your nuclear defense lasers when the missiles start flyin�?
17. Kirk met God and told him off; Sisko met Q and decked him flat; Luke Skywalker met Yoda and was speechless.
Wrong again� Luke knew exactly what he was there for and he had NO problems speaking whatsoever. Luke also stood up to his father and turned him from the dark side, took a beating from the Emperor and lived to tell the tale, AFTER he belw the Death Star to bit in a single shot. Leia spat in Tarkin�s face, an act that normally promises swift death. Han all but gave a deadly crime lord the finger.
18. Star Wars androids look like electronic trash cans on wheels. Star Trek androids look like some people's ideal in masculine beauty.
Uh huh. We don�t call the R2 units androids. Or any of them for that matter. Just droids. We�re so busy trying to save the galaxy that we don�t have time to add that extra syllable to sound prissy like you old, bald people with coke-bottle frames do.
19. Star Wars: Princess Leia.
Star Trek: Lt. Uhura, Nurse Chapel, Yeo. Rand, Lt. Saavik, Cmr. Troi, Dr. Crusher, Lt. Yar, Ens. Ro, Dr. Pulaski, Nurse Ogawa, Amb. K'ehleyr, Amb. Lwaxana Troi, Maj. Kira, Lt. Dax, Kai Winn, Lursa, B'etor, Cmr. Sela, Vash, Adm. Necheyev, Cpn. Janeway, Lt. Torres, Kes. Hmm. . .
Princess Leia, Mon Mothma, Jaina Solo, Mara Jade, Garieal Captison, Callista, Oola, Belendi Kalenda, the Tonika Sisters, Teneniel D�jo, Tenel Ka, Tahiri Velia, Ta�a Chume, Vergere, Saba Sebatyne, Cighal, Syal Antilles, Winter, Tionne, Padme Amidala, Sabe, Eitre, Queen Jemella, Anja, Iella Antilles, Mirax Horn. Hermione Bagwa, Depa Billaba, Corde, Admiral Daala, Bria, Lexi Dio, Dorme, Fiolla, Adi Gallia, Lyn Me, Greeata, Rystall, Ysanne Isard, Kabe � shall I continue?
20. Star Trek consists of 7 movies and 4 TV series, a total of approximately 375 hours, a figure climbing at warp speed. Star Wars, despite its following, is limited to 3 movies, a total of about 6 hours.
Wrong again. There�s five, with another one on the way, not to mention a vast multitude of books for those of us intelligent to use an imagination.