And if an NBA ref is reading this, GOOD! Come on, how about a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T? Just a drop? Would it KILL you? My sources say no. So, ref, next time your in Memphis, and you hear some obnoxious fan from right over the home-side tunnel yelling things at you like: "You suck ref!" and "Go back to LA/Washington/Toronto/Chicago/[insert any other NBA city here]!" oh, and the occasional, sarcastic, "Oh, hey, I think you missed a foul, Lorenzen had that look in his eye again!" you'll know it's me. Yeah, that's right. So open your eyes and listen to the 19,000 angry fans. Surrounding you from every angle. I can't wait to sit courtside again. I'll be yelling at you through the whole game.
And that's a promise you know I'll keep.