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Dear , [Yeah, real personal, fuckface!]
Thank you very much for your response, and your interest in this transaction.
Like I said earlier,due to this issue on my hands now,it became necesary for me
to seek your assistance, I appreciate the fact that you are ready to assist me
in executing this project,and also to help me in investing my money in your
country. You should not have anything to worry about. I will do everything
legally required to ensure that the project goes smoothly,it shall pass through
all Laws of International Banking.
Having resolved to entrust this transaction into your hands, I want to remind
you that, it needs your commitment and diligent follow up.If you work
seriously,the entire transaction should be over in a couple of days.
READ THE FOLLOWING AND GET BACK TO ME:
Firstly, I will want to know the type of occupation that you do and how old you
are. You should note that this project is highly capital intensive.[Yeah,
I bet!]This is why I have to be very careful. I need your total
devotion and trust to see this through. I know we have not met before, but I am
very confident that we will be able to establish the necessary trust that we
need to execute this project.
I am now in contact with a foreign online bank. I now intend that you open an
account in your name in this foreign bank.The money would be transfered to your
account which you will open in the bank, this is the best way,I have found,it
will protect us from my bank.
I want us to enjoy this money in peace when we conclude. So you should listen
to my instructions and follow them religiously. Also You have to know that I
cannot transfer this money in my name as my bank will be aware that it is from
me. This is where I need you. As a result of this,you will have to open an
account in the corresponding bank. I will obtain a certificate of deposit from
this my bank, This will make you the bonafide owner of the funds. After
this,the money will be banked online.You can then instruct the bank to transfer
the funds to your home bank accounts. I will also perfect the documentations
with the assistance of my attorney to give the transaction the legal right.
Before I commence,I will need you to send me a copy of any form of your
identification (Driver's licence or International passport) .
I want to be sure that I am transacting with the correct person. As soon as I
get these from you,I will commence the paper work.
I hope you will understand why I need all these. The money in question is big
and I want to ensure that I know you well before I proceed to give you all the
details to commence the project.
I will send the name and contact details of the bank and their website to
you,after i have recieve your identification in form of your international
passport or driver's licence,so that you can commence communication with
them.Our local telephones lines could be intercepted easily,so they are not
safe for the project.This is why I have installed a more private communication.
Ensure that you keep this project confidential, do not discuss it with
anybody,because of the confidential nature of this transaction and my
work.Please,henceforth,you should communicate with me through this email box.
Please reply soonest.
Regards,
Wang Qin.
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Dear Wang:
You don't have a sister in LA, USA do you as I went to school with a Foo
Qin? Then again, Qin is a relatively popular name, isn't it? Also,
when it gets to the West, it is often Anglocised into King. Anyway, Foo
ended up marrying a fellow called Burnie Hill. But... Foo wanted to keep
some of her historic past in her name and was proud of it so she hypenated her
name to Foo Qin-Hill.
But enough of my reminiscing... Sorry...
I tried to take a digital photo of my passport but it came out too small and
not distinct enough. The image should be large and clear so there is no
confusion, don't you agree? [A good way to set this
precedent from the start.] So, I will go out and buy a scanner tomorrow
(I hope, I think I have a really busy schedule tomorrow so I may not get time
until the next day. [Meaning I need time to make my own
fake passport.] I want to do this ASAP but also want to get a decent
scanner so that the image will be crystal clear and as sharp as a jock-strap
after double overtime).
In the mean time feel free to get whatever paperwork in order. ALSO, I
would like a photo of you in return (after all quid pro quo, said Hannibal to
Clarice). I personally do not favour passports or drivers licenses as
they can be readily forged. Therefore, I propose that you get a nice,
large, clear photo of youself holding a sign with "I am Wang Qin, myself" on it
as only you could do that.[Goddammit, that name is just too
funny to pass up!]
Once you have done that, then I will be happy to follow any steps you request
me to climb.
BTW, I am in my ealry 50's and the CEO of a cigarette manufacturer.
Kind regards,
Peter Jackson.[Yep, I figure it is time to reuse good ol' Pete.]
[I reckon good ol' Wang is waiting for my passport.]
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Dear Wang Qin:
You will find my passport image attached, as promised. Don't forget that
I now expect a nice, clear and large photo of yourself, holding up a sign
saying "I am Wang Qin myself" so I know what you look like, as well.
One question - In my typical Ango-centric arrogance, I naturally presumed that
your first name was Wang and surname was Qin but, of course, Asian people say
surname first usually. Then again, they also often swap it to "conform"
with Western norms so I am now confused if you are Wang or Qin. It is
just that I met a fellow who was half Chinese and half Dutch; his name was Qin
Der Garten so I started thinking...
Do you smoke? I love to smoke! That is why I run a cigarette
company; so I can get free ciggies. I don't believe all of this BS about
smoking killing you... I have smoked pretty much all of my life (my
father bought me my first pack on my 7th birthday and I have never looked back
since) and I am still as fit as a fiddle. I have also enclosed a photo of
me that was taken when I went for my morning walk. You will notice that I
even enjoy a smoke whilst doing that.
The Europeans make the best cigarettes; that is why I was honoured and
flattered when the French cigarette manufacturer, COQUE (which is French for
rooster - a good, strong, masculine motif, don't you think?) chose me to head
thier American subsidiary operation. Because the Yanks are so
narrow-minded about foreign languages, we are using the English derivative of
the word, though...
Anyway, I'll let you get back to getting all of the paperwork back in order
(don't forget that photo, for me., though).
Hear from you soon.
Peter.
PS: If you do smoke, then I would be happy to ship a few cartons of COCK
cigarettes to you, gratis.
[The
bastard better appreciate my "artwork"; I am not very good at this drawing
stuff but (hopefully) have a passable pretend passport image. Once again,
thanks to www.419eater.com for the purloined
passport image - I can only hope to reach your level, some day. I wish I
knew what font was used on these passports.]
[With
a bit of luck, providing a secondary photo will stop the mugu from inspecting
the bodgy passport too much; time will tell...]
[I'm bored, time to try to rouse the mugu from its hibernation.]
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I sent my passport in many weeks ago and I still have not heard back from
you; do you still want my help or not?
I am a busy man but am still available to help, if you don't wate
time,
Pete.
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