Joseph Sanusi

From: "josephsanusi2004" <[email protected]>
Subject: URGENT RESPONDS
Date: Wed, 19 May 2004 10:12:28 +0200 (CEST)

FROM THE DESK OF DR JOSEPH SANUSI { GOVERNOR CBN}
ATTENTION  SIR

THIS IS TO NOTIFY YOU THAT YOUR OVER DUE PAYMENT HAS BEEN
GAZZETED TO BE RELEASED VIA CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT TO YOU .

YOU ARE EXPECTED TO RECONFIRM YOUR PROJECT ALLOCATION NUMBER AND YOUR DIRECT FAX AND  PHONE NUMBERS  AND YOUR FULL BANKING PATICULARS TO ENABLE US ACSERTAIN YOU AS THE BONIFIDE BENEFICIARY TO THE FUND .AS SOON AS WE RECEIVEYOUR RESPONSE WE WILL FORWARD TO YOU WITHOUT ANY DELAY ACOPY OF YOUR DRAFT FOR YOUR CONFIRMATIONS,

YOUR EARLIER RESPONSE TO THIS MAIL [email protected]    WILL BE HIGHLY IMPERATIVE IN  ORDER TO AVOID BEARAUCRATIC BOTTLE NECK IN THE DISPENSATION OF OUR OFFICAL ASSIGNIMENTS.
CONGRATULATIONS IN ADVANCE.

YOURS SINCERLY,

DR JOSEPH SANUSI

From: "Ima Choad"
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: URGENT RESPONDS
Date: Wed, 19 May 2004 03:12:56 -0700 (PDT)

Is this message for me?� It is addressed dear sir but I am a woman.[Of course, this loser does not care who he scams, but I play the dumb American.]

Who is the payment from?� As a multi-million dollar charity in Los Angeles, we have donations coming in from many places.

Thanks in advance,
Ima Choad.

From: "Ima Choad"
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: URGENT RESPONDS
Date: Fri, 21 May 2004 06:20:52 -0700 (PDT)

Joseph,

I have not heard back from you...� I thought this was urgent!

Please respond,

Ima

From: "josephsanusi2004" <[email protected]>
Subject: URGENT RESPONDS [Yes, the same subject line, how impersonal...]
Date: Mon, 24 May 2004 20:19:26 +0200 (CEST)

attn. ima choad, [First this dingus uses all caps and not he can't even be bothered to use one?]

i have told you to send me your communication informations� so that we can commence action faster

yes it is urgent but since you have not produce the necessary information requested, such as banking information, where the money will be lodege into

joseph

From: "Ima Choad"
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: URGENT RESPONDS
Date: Mon, 24 May 2004 15:56:08 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Mr Anus:

I will be happy to furnish you with my bank details once you answer the question of exactly what the payment is for.

I am a very trusting individual (it is a significant part of my religion) but I have been in business a little bit too long to just hand over my details to just anybody (I am just not that kind of girl).

Tell me more about yourself and what you do, as well as the history of the payment, etc.� We need to set up more of a rapport if we are going to initiate a relationship and I let you deposit into me.

Sincerely,
Ima.

From: "Ima Choad"
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: URGENT RESPONDS
Date: Sun, 13 Jun 2004 06:54:12 -0700 (PDT)

Hey Joseph:

How's your amazing technicolour dreamcoat going?[I know this shit isn't going to win me any brownie points with this peckerhead but I figure that I may not cross paths with another "Joseph" again for some time so I gotta get my digs when I can. Here is another key indicator that I love musicals (along with Ima's assistants being Norma Desmond and Joe Gillis and the office being in Sunset Boulevarde).]

Seriously, I have not heard from you in weeks.� What gives?� I thought you needed my help.

Get back to me when you are finally serious about getting busy with me,
Ima Choad.

From: "COQUE"
To: [email protected]
Subject: Still waiting for your reply...
Date: Thu, 1 Jul 2004 21:17:52 -0700 (PDT)

Long time, no hear...

Are you serious about the money, or is this merely some twisted joke to you? [Because it is to me, ya gonad!]

Get back to me,
IC.

ChaosWorrier

Last Update: 02/07/2004