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(New Releases also available as MP3... thanx to the dudes at "MP3.COM")

THIS PAGE IS IN TOTAL DEDICATION TO ITS CREATOR SPOZ. A COUPLE OF YEARZ AGO HE DECIDED HE WAS GOING TO EXPERIMENT IN SOME MUSIC PROGRAMS ON HIS COMPUTER AFTER HEARING HIS FIRST EFFORTS I DECIDED TO JUMP ON BOARD AND HELP WITH SOME LYRICS. THESE ARE COLLECTION OF OUR WORKZ.

A weird mix between jungle, acid, electro punk and hiphop.. this is probably THE most complex song ever worked on to date. As a result of having full vocals, this song is a VERY BIG DOWNLOAD.. but believe me, it's well worth the trouble. I decided to release this one as the original tracked file, coz.. funnily enough.. when compressed into a zip, it's still smaller than the equivalent MP3.
You might also expect this song to appear soon on a compilation CD of Adelaide techno, from the underground digital fiends from ELECTRON..

Here's a quick little recording we did, as a semi-live freestyle set. As a result, the actual tracking involved in this tune is very minimal.. therefore, it is being released as MP3 only.
Anyway.. this song is a basic gruntin' Hip-Hop freestyle thang.. with some electronic burps thrown in for good measure. It wuz such an addictive little recording.. that I had to release it.

Here's a quickie spoz wooped up , guarenteed to get ya g-roooooooving.
and this is his latest chemical offering. It's got a really happy vibe to it, which is kinda refreshing.. considering how gloomy his music has been of late.
Anyway.. download this puppy and enjoy.. I recommend it.. real dancefloor thumper.

Holy crap.. this song just took tooooo long to do. As they say in advertising.. never work with children or animals.. and in the case of electronic music.. never try and use your own vocals in a song.. So says Spoz the master mind of this track, this is the first and hopefully not the last track that he will work with vocalz. As a result, He spent hours tweaking with the sound of this tune.. so the vocals, beats and other silly bits of ambience sounded the best they could. Personally I think the tracks kicks.

It took a month to tweak this tune to perfection and now we bring it to you. This song could be considered the "theme song" for Sub Woofer, merely for the fact that it's filled with all these crazy basslines. Besides being devoted to the art of BOOM, this track attempts to explore the inner animal within all of us. Its a high speed adrenaline explosion, with some razor sharp psycho beats........ release the animal within you :-)

Here's a quirky little Drum 'n Bass tune which attempts to describe in music, the weird workings of spoz's creative mind. Ever wanted to know wot it would be like to have a listen inside my spoz's head... well here's a first class ticket to the insanity inside. This tune was inspired by some of the really bizarre computer generated alien scenes from the movie "The Phantom Menace".This track features the crazy voice of Jar Jar Binks.. ( Backwards I might add ) the mix of samples produces something almost akin to something you'd hear in a Clint Eastwood Western... kinda spooky really :-)

URBAN DECAY (Generation Ex Mix) Collaborators: SPOZ Style: INDUSTRIAL NOIZ Length: 5 mins 46 secs Zip Size: 1 Meg MP3 Size: 5.4 Meg

This is a dark and gloomy tune... Inspired by all the recent violence and insanity sweeping this demented planet before the new millennium. Sooo sick of these school shootings, serial killers, bombings in Eastern Europe.. kinda makes you lose faith in the goodwill of the human species... So as you might expect, this isn't some kinda FatBoy Slim happy big beat thump-along with a carchy vocal, instead.. expect this tune to be a creepy, distorted electronic nightmare.. a journey into the darkside.. ENJOY :-)

FADE TO NOTHING (Lifetime to Dust Mix) Collaborators: SPOZ Style: TRIP HOP Length: 4 mins 52 secs Zip Size: 585 KB

This tune is really sad.. kinda moving and disturbing.. then quirky and weird.. all in one song. Its more of a serious tune, compared with some of the other goofy stuff. Mostly ambient.. with some crunchy beat samples this song is inspired by the TV show "MILLENNIUM".. and is essentially a 'musical journey' of the soul. Its a high quality tune, so download it.. and experience it's mystery...

...THOUGHT I COULD? (Eulogy for a Melody Mix) Collaborators: SPOZ,SEMIKOLON Style: ACOUSTIC (!) Length: 3 mins 54 secs Zip Size: 620 KB MP3 Size: 3.7 Meg Note: Mod plays in Modplug only

Different?... you could say that.. this is a collaboration with Sean the drummer from TENDAHOOK (he goes under the nickname of SemiKolon for Sub Woofer stuff...). This song is really mellow.. and its pretty much an acoustic guitar piece with some cheesy vocals and weird ambient sounds thrown in... Its not really underground techno music in any shape or form.. sort've a diversion piece... This song is also known as "Weird Crazy Pictures". One of my pesonal favourites Sean kemp doing vocals Cool....
NOTE: The Zipped XM has been re-released (19th of April 2000) as a higher quality file, ENJOY. One of my pesonal favourites

RETURN OF THE MOSH PIT MONSTERS (Surfin' the Scene Mix) Collaborators: SPOZ,COPY ONE Style: HIP HOP Length: 4 mins 57 secs Zip Size: 835 KB

This tune was made to keep me happy.. I was so earger to do another track after Da funk master that spoz oblidged and produced this tune. I happen to think that this track had potential,but was a little rushed.The second half of this song is better than the first half.. (at least I think so), but overall it is a funky tune with a few goofy samples, some weird breaks.. and the odd vocals of COPY ONE.(me)

SUBURBAN PSYCHO (Thrill Kill Mix) Collaborators: SPOZ,CRAZY CRAIG Style: HARDCORE Length: 6 mins 13 secs Zip Size: 259 KB MP3 Size: 5.8 Meg

This is the nastiest, craziest.. most psychotic tune I've ever heared.. its pure rage at 180 bpms.. Kind've the sequel to "Urge to Kill Rising".. this once again features CRAZY CRAIG screaming like an axe murderer. Basically this is a pure adrenaline rush.. download it, play it.. and GO NUTS.......WICKED TRACK!!!

THE FUTURE IS F**KED (Only the Cockroaches will Survive Mix) Collaborators: SPOZ Style: PSY. TRANCE Length: 7 mins 42 secs Zip Size: 636 KB

The title is actually a sarcastic joke.. a reference to Pre-Millennium Paranoia.. all that Y2K chaos crap. Its a really dark and sadistic trance track.. with quite a few complex effects... almost psychedelic in nature (at least I think it is...)... I think spoz really managed to produce a very high quality tune this time, who knows.. I like it.. IT KICKS ASS.. so do yourself a favour.. DOWNLOAD THIS you wont regret it!

STUPID AND CONTAGIOUS (Fuzzy Logic Mix) Collaborators: SPOZ Style: JUNGLE Length: 4 mins 44 secs Zip Size: 437 KB

Spoz made this tune at about the time he graduated from University (middle of '98). He was paranoid that his brain was slowly rotting from intellectual inactivity. He wrote this tune and dedicated it to this particular state of mind. Its a rather confusing mix of styles.. mostly jungle.. with some heavy distorted guitar near the end.. and also includes some rather surprising samples.. see if you can pick where I got em from... :-)

CHRONIC SUB SONIC (Hairy Sunspots Mix) Collaborators: SPOZ,COPY ONE,CHEESE MAN Style: WEIRD Length: 3 mins 58 secs Zip Size: 895 KB MP3 Size: 3.7 Meg

Hmm.. speaking of Drug Habits.. this one is a really weird tune.. REALLY WEIRD. Spoz made this as a joke.. It combines several bizarre samples.. the incoherant mumblings of me whilst stoned, the farting percussive sounds of the CHEESE MAN (that dude is obsessed with lighting his farts...) and it also features some bizarre squeaking sounds that spoz got by recording microphone feedback noises. This song is an instant classic.But not for you..... for us,but why not have a listen anyway...

MOMENT OF CLARITY (Disciples of Delirium Mix) Collaborators: SPOZ Style: TRIP HOP Length: 4 mins 47 secs Zip Size: 639 KB

A song that borrows its style mostly from Portishead... its a slow and mystical kinda tune.. makes you wanna lie back in a beanbag and really 'think things through".
Like giving up smoking ..... HEY SPOZ ( personal joke)

DA FUNK MASTER (Vinyl Frisbee Mix) Collaborators: SPOZ,COPY ONE Style: CLUB GROOVE Length: 5 mins 26 secs Zip Size: 648 KB

This song is pretty much a direct rip off of Daft Punk... it even steals a bass-line beat from one of their songs. Its basically a cheesy club vinyl kinda thing.. with all the bullcrap scratches, rips and skips. My second collaboration with Spoz, not the best of songs.. but it has its moments of grooviness.

URGE TO KILL RISING (Tripwire Larry Mix) Collaborators: SPOZ, CRAZY CRAIG Style: TRANCE Length: 6 mins 24 secs Zip Size: 425 KB

This one was real quick and easy to make.. and somewhat an addictive little tune... it's got a similar style to Itchee + Scratchee.. or some other crazy minimilistic techno. This song features the maniac screams and mutterings of CRAZY CRAIG (The local drug crazed lunatic).. and also features voice samples from Pulp Fiction and Mad Max 3... it's pretty damn funky, I like it.. so go ahead and download it!

BASS IN YA FACE (Duracel Bunny Mix) Collaborators: SPOZ, COPY ONE Style: JUNGLE Length: 4 mins 32 secs Zip Size: 816 KB MP3 Size: 4.3 Meg

Here's my first collaboration with SPOZ ( The CREATOR ).. and also my first attempt at doing a jungle style tune.. In the wordz of spoz --"This song was a really steep learning curve for me.. I had to learn how to juggle around all those crazy beats in a suitably jungle style chaotic pattern.. and not make it sound like crap... I think I succeeded."
YOU BET ....COPY ONE

QUAGMIRE TRIPPIN' (Nose Bleed Mix) Collaborators: SPOZ Style: EVIL ACID Length: 8 mins 30 secs Zip Size: 888 KB

Hmm... I guess you could blame this song on a combination of unseasonably stormy "El-Nino" weather and a perverted belief that Ren and Stimpy voice samples sound really cool in a music track. It's quite a good track actually.. you just hafta disregard the low quality goofy voice samples.. Basically... if you like REN and STIMPY and want a funny psychotic tune.. then download this one..

PARANOID DELUSIONS (Creeping Doom Mix) Collaborators: SPOZ Style: TRANCE Length: 6 mins 48 secs Zip Size: 466 KB

This is a track is a just plain scary. The first time I heard it sent shivers down my spine !
just listen to that beginning...and that laugh ahhhhhhhhh.

REVENGE OF THE CHEESE (Float a Biscuit Mix) Collaborators: CHEESE MAN Style: CHEESY HOUSE Length: 4 mins 1 sec Zip Size: 148 KB

Here's the sequel to Beginner's Cheese.. a longer and somewhat more professional sounding tune. Once again this puppy was used for submission to a music course.. he got high grades for this one.. Yes.. I know it's really cheesy... but that's kinda the point isn't it?

BEGINNER'S CHEESE (Spray on Cheese Mix) Collaborators: CHEESE MAN Style: CHEESY HOUSE Length: 2 mins 8 secs Zip Size: 210 KB

Here's the first ever track created by the Cheeseman and Spoz.. a brainless little beat freak number. He created this to submit for assessment in some University music course, funny thing tho'... those freaks actually liked this tune.. and Spoz went on to create SUBWOOFER...............

So, you've downloaded the music files.. but you don't know how to play them?

well get some of these funky music programs below..

FUNKY MUSIC PROGRAMS TO GET

MOD PLUG PLAYER (The Ultimate Player For Windows 95/98/NT)
FAST TRACKER II (Sequencing Program for Win 3.11/ DOS.. used to make this music)

Go here for a complete collection of other music players, trackers, sample rippers and miscellaneous funky internet music utilities.

These music files will also play with WinAMP (A popular MP3 Player)
But I can't guarentee you'll get a 100% accurate playback...
(some tunes could sound a little weird and fucked up..)

So.. who are deez SUB WOOFER dudes?
well... allow me to introduce ourselves...

SUB WOOFER RECORDS was formed in the middle of '97, when it's founder: SPOZ (The Electronic Idiot)
stumbled upon a little internet music program called FAST TRACKER II. This gave SPOZ the unfortunate ability
to express his chaotic musical nature... an aspect of his personality which had previously remained safely locked away
in his dark, twisted and comically disturbed brain. Since then.. his music (if it could be called that..) has roamed free
throughout the peaceful environs of the city of Adelaide, Australia.. causing public disturbances and
destroying the sound equipment of any system his cassette tapes and music files could access.

In the past couple of years or so, he's collaborated and joined forces with many of the obscure musical vampires
who plague the streets and avenues of Adelaide.. the city of the living dead. These daemonic noiz bandits
work under the following names: Copy One, Crazy Craig, SemiKolon and the Cheese Man.

O.K... If we were living in lollipop fantasy land.. surrounded by fairies, smurfs, talking mushrooms and small furry animals,
We could trust all of you people to respect our creative property.. but if we did.. we would be seriously naive and chronically stupid...
in the real world the faeries would be shot, killed, skinned and sold as Chinese aphrodesiac, the smurfs would be sued for
copyright infringment and defamation damages and the talking mushrooms would develop chronic narcotic dependancies
and wind up on Jerry Springer.. beating up on the furry animals for being abusive parents....

So.. to prevent possible legal sand-traps and otherwise nasty encounters with Jabba the Hut corporations,
We decided to provide the link above to our "Copyright, Credits and Other Legal Crap...." site.
Here you will find credit, where credit is due.. and how you should treat our crearions..
and the creations of other people (who's likenesses I've probably stolen from other sites..).
If you are unsure of your actions at any stage.. do not hesitate to view the information on this site..
it may prevent any lawsuit stupidities.. and claims of illegitamite children. Spoz & Copy1

Of course.. most of you friendly folk can probably forget this and live your lives in peace (We don't want to scare you unnecessarily..).