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-Remember: It's all in the wrists ;)
2. A simple diagram can explain a lot.
4. http://flowonthecomputer.warped-reality.com/
5. When Andy Ryan is carrying matches and a knife, it is not a good idea to mess with him. (Right Wheeler?)
6. It is possible to take an hour to get to the arch from Allison.
7. Mona can not only use "mm..." in multiple scenarios, but has this extraordinary talent for seeing people.
8. It is possible to spend over $100 for dinner for only three people.
9. Ross is undeniably a 7 year old.
10. Give Sapna a sharpie and she can work wonders.
11. Rozzie is the shoe queen.
12. Joel, condoms...that's all I'll say.
13. Alarm clocks are nto your friend, especially when one falls on your head.
14. There is more than one Lake Michigan- just check the bathroom around shower time.
15. When Johnathan is around work detail is a lot easier to get than one would imagine.
16. If you need Parice, don't check her room.
17. There is no hope for Shama going ghetto.
18. Connie, Matt, and Adam can get very creative with a book.
19. Name a book- Dan from Burgerland has read it.
20. Breidenbach is unusually challenging to pronounce for some people. Try Bread-and-butter or
bed-in-breakfast.
21. Jen CANNOT go a day without cussing.
22 Anything can be fun, you just have to make it that way.
23. Don't trust your food alone at dinner. You'll never know what happens.
24. It is possible to get pied in the face, and still not know what kind of pie it is.
(25-29 added by P.A.)
25. Don't say something stupid, like breed retards <sic>, unless you want to be looked down upon forever.
26. Don't say the word 'ghetto' unless you have a lot of time, for you will be lectured for a long time by those living in a real ghetto.
27. If you can't dance, then don't try. It's better to look cool standing, than mocked doing what other people think as retarded <sic>.
28. Don't say the word "chick" in front of two feminists, unless you would like to get smacked.
29. (my favorite) Hold life with no regrets or else you'll never find it's true joys.