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       My Girl Friend #12073

This girl I found at a party, weighty and so charmin.
I brought her home, her charms I sought.
Then I saw it ALL unfold,
She broke the new bed I'd bought.

Now my second choice, I must agree,
was better than the first.
Limbs long and slender, skinny you might say.
but then she punctured the water bed,
I watched it as it burst.

Back square one, I'd try again,
a little more creative.
Nope, not this one, nor was the next,
One needed a facial shave.

what's a single guy to do?
alone an by himself.
Then in a store I saw her,
standing by a shelf.

I took her hand, cool to the touch,
and looked into her eyes.
After some discussion, available,
much to my surprise.

I got home an could hardly wait,
I listened for the door.
Then I heard the knock,
it must be her from the store.

Sure enough it was her,
a package I can't describe.
I decided to take her out,
I took her back out side.

The clerk not a word, as she sized her up,
A shopping spree, so many clothes,
Maybe next some jewelry,
it couldn't hurt I suppose.

She was completely breathless,
as I took her in my arms.
I was anxious to get back home,
and explore her many charms.

Soon the wine took affect,
we both completely bare.
It wasn't long as I bury'd my face,
WaYYYYYYYYY down there.

It was hard to hold my breath,
occasionaly a squeal.
She was very tight, I worked long and hard,
as my hands began to feel.

I searched my mind, but had no name,
latter, it doesn't matter.
I cupped her breasts in my hands,
before, they'd been much flatter.

She seemed as cold as ice,
I knew not what to do.
Unresponsive to my touch,
my experiance with this new.

I tried my best but soon gave up,
this ones not for me.
And I know it won't get better,
this already I could see.

So I pulled the plug, and heard the air,
making such a hiss.
I folded her and put her back,
This really had me pissed.

The clothes I could return,
not damaged mechandise.
So now she's in the closet,
on a shelf and out of sight.
HAHAHA Gocha LMAO
(C)2001 T Lovett
The (hehehe)Masked Writer <o.->
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