| Dealing With a Winter Wonderland I tried my best, the lights are fallin. any more, an I'll start bawlin, Now xmas tree, it's you an me, Walkin inna winter wonderland. Presents wrapped, time for a nap. kick the cat, out of my lap. snoozin away, on a cold winter day, Walkin inna winter wonderland. Dam bells ringin. phone, ding a lingin, Get to the door, snow fell to the floor, Dam this winter wonder land. If you should happen, to see the mailman, tell him I got presents up my a_ _ If he don't pick them up then I will get him. Watch the dog chase him through the grass. Stand and watch the fire, neighbors tree, blazing higher. The firey red truck, what rotten luck. Walkin inna winter wonderland. It is cold, my b_ lls are freezin, now the water, started sneezin. A wonderful night, nothing went right. Yes......... here it is again. I had thoughts about a snowman, rediculous I know but could be fun. Put the carrot in his crotch down lower, an watch the neighbors and the children run. See the snow, ain't it a b_ _tch, Halloween was just a witch. Fat guy inna suit, reindeer on my roof. Dam this misserable wonderland. Soon my wife will park in the driveway, wonder just what I got done all day. Chew me out and tell me I am sorry, Well she knew that the day I married her. She mixed a drink, an it's not egg nog. told me how I was a dog. A wonderful night, just me and my wife. I'm shoveling snow in wonderland. My first insight, I'll get none tonight. Unless it's inna another wonder land. The masked Writer hehehe <o.-> (C) 2001 T Lovett |