| Nu Occupashun Hi honey. We are in the second week of rain here in this once arid country. Guess I'm not gonna retire after all. You hear the drip, drip, drip here. I may be in and out this morning if I can get my truck started. It was flooded and had moss growing on it. I'll be out gathering all the car window glass and windshields I can get my hands on before somebody else steals my idea. Redneck Sea World. So far all I have is some catfish but I'm expecting some diff species to swim up from the coast later. I'm also putting in a fishing area adjacent to the observation area which may or may not be underground. Depends on how much more rain we get. I'll issue 22 caliber rifles to the fishermen. Signs posted "No Dynamite" We tried that and it blows out the windshields. I went to the big city yesterday and got a wet suit (like I don't have enuff in my leaky closet now) for the city to keep watch on my junk around the place here now underwater. I didn't want them to think I was trying to hide it. But I think this time I might be able to keep it. I'm planning on using it for fish breeding sanctuary. So far I haven�t needed a dam. The wind has been pretty well keeping the water to the far end so far. Tide flow here will not be regulated by the moon but by the National Weather Service. Watch channel 7. Channel 4 weather man had it snowing here this morning. We didn't get it. Neither did his superiors. Channel 10 took a diff approach. I bailed 4 five gallon buckets of clear and sunny from my leaky roof earlier. I got a bargain from the Govt. seizure program. The Governor moved into the new doublewide mansion and I got the old one and two seized Govt. jeeps. The Govt. was still using them too. . The mobile home office/baitshop has been moved so follow the signs. The signs are attached to the trailer as it keeps floating around. You may have to catch your own bait also. The water inside the trailer got higher than the aquariums and they swam out but they are still contained inside the trailer. Just watch when you open the front door. The security guard dog is off today as he is in school on a government program for retraining to get him off my welfare dependents list. He is learning to fetch the fish the customers are shooting with the rifles. Bubba the county Govt. Extension Agent helped me cut thru the red tape. It was around the courthouse after the roster/cock fights this last weekend. The sheriff in the next county lost his game fighter and got pissed so he turned us in. I don�t think we have anything to worry about tho. The judge came in 1st place after the opponents rooster was mysteriously shot during the fight. The snipe hunter has never been found but I now have a new gun for the fishermen with a scope on it and camouflaged color so the fish won�t see it. Does look kinda dumb tho since there are no trees in this part of the country. It looks like a zebra on a sand dune. Jo Mervin just became branch manager at the bank. He gets to use the willer branch to flail the tar outta ne body writes a hot check. You remember him. He's my sisters boy, my uncle. Or will be as soon as we get hitched. I hope you make it down here for our wedding next time. I�m sorry about the last wedding plans. Jimmy Sue (bubbas wife) the justice of the peace had labor problems. The quadruplets were joined and the vet liked to never got them apart. We thought they were just holding hands but they came out like paper dolls. 2 are left handed now and the other 2 right handed. Two boys, one gurl and a boy gurl. Jimmy Sue is also bubba�s sister if you remember. Come down for the Grand Opening day after tomorrow. I think some started early I heard shooting last night but the honkey tonk next door was still open till 5 this morning so it coulda been there. The local liquor control board officer was celebrating a birthday so they stayed open for that. He is Bubba�s brother and Jimmy Sue�s ex husband. Jimmy Sue has never got it straight whether to call her in-laws mom or her mother-in-law. The court will decide I guess. The judge is her 1st cousin and her uncle and my nephew. They�re still kinda pissed I�m marrying an outsider but I love you honey even if you did live in another county and after all we�re cousins to. Sincerely yours. coon. PS: Tell yer pa I got that new penis enlarger thingy. I saw it on an internet add. I finally figgered it out. it works great taking out hot light bulbs. The Masked Writer � 2002 T Lovett |