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Dear Betty Lu. I'll be off the computer for a while. If you want me call BR-549 and ask for Bubba. I�m in traction and Bubba has a wheelchair. The accident is a long story in a string of events. I dislocated my back, both shoulders, a fractured wrist and hip and numerous bruises over 30% of my body, 2 puncture wounds from the horns, and am intensive care. Did you know a cow weighs over 800 pounds? A human being can not lift a cow over a 12 foot window even with the help of a friend (bubba)! Did you know cattle rustling carries a 5 to 10 year sentence in most states? Bribing a judge is 2 to 3 and a $10,000 fine. Bribing a juror is 2 to 3 and a $10,000 fine. The judge tacked on another 2 years and $5000 more after he found out I offered the juror more than I did him. Sexual harassment charges are pending. I coulda kept my promises if it hadn�t been for the long prison terms and no conjugal visits. Besides, Jurors chairs should be lower and a higher wall in front of the jury box. And judge�s hair should be white or grey and no lipstick. I had visions of a high school graduation in black robes or a black nightgown. Burglary is 2 to 12. All I took was glass windows, 5 shopping carts full of clear silicon adhesive, a trailer load of colored rocks, and a 60 gal air compressor with filters. Ok the glass was the front windows of Home Depot. Theft of service was 1 year or 3 years probation. I had to have a U-Haul truck to haul the stuff. Evading police in pursuit of a felon: 2 to 5: The U-Haul Car theft 2 to 10: The U -Haul The laws I broke driving (the U-Haul)during the pursuit added up to anther $6 grand and 15 years probation, plus a � million in restitution for damages. It was unfair to charge me damages when I went thru the front of Home Dept the 2nd time as the glass was safely in the back of the truck and undamaged. My lawyer tried to get me clemency on the Mosses Statute. The sentences are over 400 years. If I was in a sperm bank I wouldn�t get out for 6 or 7 generations. After I get released from the hospital I think I get to go to college. But for some reason it has visiting hours once a month only on Sunday and Tuesday. Pen State The good news is: Scroll down Keep scrolling More yet ALMOS THER Me N BUBBA CAUGHT THAT CATFISH Luv, Cletus |
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