| Redneck Mower A stranger stops by the rednecks country home (Trailer) looking for directions and he spots this beautiful truck sitting in the driveway. He asks what it has in it. The redneck replied a 15 speed hydramatic disc brakes all the way around low rider full suspension, Dolby full surround stereo with an 800 watt equalizer, full reclining captains chair bucket seats, a 200 channel CB with a 2000 watt booster, a TV, fax machine and scanner, a 500 gig custom computer, a 8000 pound hydraulic winch, 24 ply radial tires, authentic wire spoked stainless wheels, a trailer towing package, tuned exhaust headers, 9 coats of hand rubbed paint under 12 coats of clear acrylic, and full 4 inch carpet throughout. It�s all so perfectly balanced and tuned it gets 52 MPG. WOW said the stranger. What size engine does it have I it? The redneck says: It doesn�t. It had a 454 with 4 deuces and a blower on it . Geeze what happened and where is it said the stranger? Its on my lawn mower said the redneck. YOUR LAWNMOWER said the stranger ! I bet that�s a mowing machine. I�ll bet it drinks the gas Yep said the redneck. It�ll even cut up a tree like a mulching machine. And no, It�s all so perfectly balanced and tuned it gets 52 MPG. WOW ! But why would you cut up a tree asked the stranger? Because it has so much power it knocks the trees over. It�s way over powered said the redneck. And its stuck in self propelled mode now and I can�t get it outta gear. When did you build it asked the stranger? Day before yesterday answered the redneck. The stranger said: why not take it off then and put it back in the truck? I will as soon as it runs outta gas said the redneck. The Masked Writer � 2003 T Lovett |