2. If we are waht we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
3. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
4. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
5. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never
cease to be amused.
6. A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
7. Help keep the kitch clean. Eat out.
8. Countless numbers of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone
on to lean normal lives.
9. My next house will have no kitchen. Just vending machines.