Note: all statements in RED are based on statistical evidence from polls and are completely objective. They are garnered from polls conducted by Mr. McConnell, and represent neither the opinions of the pollster nor the webmaster.
Straight men like formerly male transexuals.
Grumby is the dream rapist of 90% of people.
Deaf people have more fun than impotent ones.
30% of girls find me sexy or irresistable, and the other 70% want to 69 me.
Males tend to masturbate more often than females.
Everyone wants to have sex with track people.
Everyone is my bitch.
It's ok to give yourself a blowjob.
Guys give better head than girls.
Most people wouldn't do their parents even if their lives (and everyone else's) depended on it.
Most teenagers don't like doing people in their 40's.
Most women are lesbians.
More men than women would do Ricky Biggs.
Most people would not mangle their penis.
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