I first noticed an urge to be evil and worship satan in 8th grade during a psat prep class. I was talking to this pysco named Josh who was telling me about a satanic cult he passed by one night. He said they were in a church painted blood red with 666 painted large and black on an outside wall. This gave me an erection so I decided to investigate.
I found that if I searched hard enough I could dab into the untaped fruits of the internet on the subject of satan..
In 9th grade I joined a satanic cult that my mom ran. Ever since I have been warshipping him righteously.
The band that I credit as influence for my founding of Less Than Kerry is Queen, for their song Bohemian Rhapsody. But then I realized I could use my band to promote satan, thanks to the influence of the bands Cradle of Filth and In Flames, and now the band has turned quite satanic. With the new image came the new band name, The Yogert Vandals. I attribute black metal to forming the man that I am now.
My favorite band is System of a Down. They're absolutely mad. My favorite thing to do is talk about killing Alex Snider with other members of The Dead Leprechauns (a satanic project I'm curently working on).