EVER WONDER
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our
skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their
mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic
Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do
"practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to
click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial
flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money
called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest
traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who
tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal
injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is
used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that
stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are
all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the
opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the
airport the terminal?