On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos: ...You could be a winner!No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on
bottom): "Do not turn upside
down." (well...duh, a bit late...)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product
will be hot after heating."
(...and
you thought??...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron
clothes on body."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not
drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication." (I
bet there would be less
accidents at the work place if we got those
doped up kids out of cars
and machinery)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause
drowsiness." (One can hope)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For
indoor or outdoor use only."
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used
for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm
a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains
nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet,
eat
nuts."
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of
this garment does not
enable you
to
fly." (I blame the parents)