| BAAAAAD First Date |
| 10 signs that you might have had a rough first date....... |
| 1. Not only is she young, but you're sure you used to date her mother. |
| 2. You find out her real name is Vinnie, and you used to play little league with her |
| 3. When you go to pick her up, her lawyer meets you at the door with a contract specifying your duties and restrictions. |
| 4. You jokingly ask her if she wants to go to Atlantic City and get married. She then informs you that leaving the state is a violation of her parole. |
| 5. Her bra and panties are wired to an alarm system. |
| 6. You're the first guy she's gone out with that wasn't her cousin. |
| 7. At the end of the night she gives you a coupon good for a free shot of penicillin at the nearest clinic. |
| 8. She beats the shit out of some guy for making fun of your haircut. |
| 9. You wake up the next morning with a wicked hangover. In the bed next to you is Janet Reno. |
| 10. She is better hung than you. |
| And the biggest indicator that you might have had a disaster of a first date: |
| OUCH!!! |