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| Hypersports, a classic 80's arcade game that ordered the creation of a wave of button torture and shouting at inanimate objects. |
| Take our heroic mustached friend, (and im not talking about that poxy mario flash in the pan), through a series of events by attaining the preset qualification scores. Three buttons have never been such fun!! Sounds basic? Well you try and get 4000 on the mole in pole vault then! |
| Why the big moustache i hear you say, well if you had teeth this big you would be growing a badger on your top lip. |
| Archery - Apple, apparently if you get 'nice' on every one of your shots then the next thing to appear is a big scoring apple, allthough you do have to be one of william tell's gang to pull that one off! |
| Top Tip Archery - follow a point on the board as it moves down the screen and make a mental note of when you release the arrow then adjust accordingly till you get it spot on. Once released hit the anlge somewhere between 5.0 and 5.4 for that 'nice'. Its worth all the effort just to hear the speach, "sniegst". |
| There are 7 different rounds, then you start over, (getting harder though). Each round has hidden bonuses (usually natures most bizzare creatures) like the parrot on the screen to the right. Swimming - Turtle, finish the swim in exactly the same time as an opponent for a yellow nosed turtle with a metal hat. Skeet Shooting - Duck and Parrot, this isn't a pub in guisborough, hit all the skeets the hit the duck in the LEFT cannon then pummel the life out of the next rare bird you see. Long Horse? - Clam, after springing off the horse just do a half spin and land on your steel head. Sea lurgy then drops from the roof to award you a cool 2000 and attractive sounds. |
| by KONAMI |
| Triple Jump - Unknown, I dont think i've found a bonus odd animal for this event yet and i dont know if there is one, please let me know if there is. Anyway try and hit about 45 degrees each time. Make sure you get you timing right other wise you'll slow down loads Weight Lifting - Cheerleaders, Hit both 'run' buttons after you have succesfully lifted when the bar hit the grough to be rewarded by three spritly ladies, and an ugly set of dentures. PoleVault - Mole, Jab the pole into the groung exactly on the edge of the step, not only will you not lose speed but you'll be welcomed to the groung by a happy mole awarding you 1000 points, increasing if you summon him consecutively. |
| Thats all the animal tips i have, you can work out how to perform each task yourself (there's only three buttons) but it really is a hoofin' game. It's free to download from www.mame.dk if you all ready own the rom, so check it out and save yourself some 10p's, but not sore thumbs. My top score is in the picture at the bottom, try and beat it then realise its upbeatable and cry. |