The Rongpa'z

Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh).
As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall  of clocks behind.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Yamraj answered, "Those are LieClocks. Everyone on Earth has a  LieClock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?"

That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.  "And whose clock is that?"

That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice,   telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life." 

Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"

Scrooooooooooool down for Yamraj's answer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj,

"I'm using it as a ceiling fan.
 

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O : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials I would like to ask you only some simple questions. If you can answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some opposites

S : Yes Sir.

Officer started asking questions

        O : Above

        S : Below

        O : Front

        S : Back

        O : Left

        S : Right

        O : Male

        S : Female

        O : Ugly    (means Next in Punjabi)

        S : Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)

        O : Ugly...U-G-L-Y( Officer spells it)

        S : Pichhly...P-I-C-H-H-L-Y( Our sardar also spells it)

        O : U.....G.....L ...... Y.....(Officer shouts)

        S : P ..... I ..... C ..... H ....... H ...... L ..... Y......   (Our sardar also shouts)

        Officer is now angry.

        O : Get out

        S : Come in.

        O : Quiet pleeeeease.

        S : Talk pleeeeeease.

        O : You are rejected.

        S : I am selected ........ ....... and This is how Santa Singh got his job.

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