| You Know You Are Addicted to Kenny When... | ||||||||
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| 1. Your entire life savings go towards Kenny concert tickets 2. You know every word and special sound Kenny makes while singing his songs. 3. You think the best part of his show is when he sings Lay You Down because you know he's singing it to you and you alone 4. You listen to his song "Santa Claus is Back in Town" in the middle of July. 5. You sit on the side of the freeway waiting for his bus to pass and then you follow the bus until you both need to stop for gas. 6. You write "Mrs. Chesney" on all your school/extra papers. 7. You've listened to his cd so much that your family {who doesn't like Kenny that much} knows every word by heart. 8. Your grades are dropping at school or work because all you can think about is Kenny. 9. You constantly keep yourself available knowing that one day you will meet Kenny and he will fall in love with you. 10. You stay home on Saturday nights because he is gonna be on tv. 11. Random people you don't know bring you articles that had to do with Kenny. 12. You own all his tour merchandise and have two of each and wear it everywhere you go. 13. You wait in line for 15 hopeless hours waiting for tickets hoping you get front row. 14. You paide more for a copy of In My Wildest Dreams that you have ever paid on a present for a friend or family member. 15. You reserved your copy of NSNSNP, seven months before it came out. 16. You find yourself buying a copy of every single magazine Kenny is in and you buy two copies. One for yourself and one for future refrences. 17. You spend hours on the net making your Kenny website the best there is. 18. Anyone who disses Kenny instantly becomes an enemy for life. 19. Your boyfriend breaks up with you because you love Kenny more than him. 20. If someone says the word Kenny a smile instantly comes over your face because they are talking about your Kenny. 21. You would sacrifice everything you own, just to spend a day with Kenny. 22. You are willing to flash a security guard to get backstage to meet Kenny. 23. Your small child calls Kenny, "Daddy" when he or she sees him on tv 24. You'd pay Kenny to be his housekeeper. 25. Your friends call you as soon as they find out something about Kenny just in case you don't know. |
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