10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations and some equally
stupid answers: 1. At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/friends Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Well,it's so hot , there were no cool cabs so I thought I'd watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre. 2. In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again or should I try this time." 3. At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people? Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you? 4. At a restaurant:When you ask the waiter Stupid Question:- Is the "blah blah blah" dish good ? Answer:- No, its terrible and made of cement, We occasionally also spit in it. 5. At a family get-together.When some distant aunt meets you after years. Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big ? Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself. 6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good? Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive ...it's just the money. 7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping. Answer: -No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan would win.What do you think? 8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut? Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding...... 9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts? Answer:- And while I'm telling you , you tell me if I bite ? 10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke ? Answer:- No, it's a miracle ...........it was a chalk and now it inflames. |
� Faiza Bhati |