Codes

For these codes to work, you need to be completely still and do not try to drive while you are typing them in. If any car hits you while you are typing them in you will probably have to type them in again.

KNEEPITHAPPINESS = Solid granite car

SOAPYTITWANKS = Mega-turbo

BIGBOTTOM = Bodywork Trashed

SECRETCOWS = Wall climber

ILOVENOBBY = Pedestrians shown on map

SEXWITHFISH = Timer frozen

RUSSFORMARIO = Pedestrian Electro-Bastard Ray

RABBITDREAMER = Gravity from Jupiter

BOYSFROMTHEBUSH = Grip-o-matic Tyres

IGLOOFUN = Hot Rod

TRAMSARESUPER = Pedestrian Harvest

NAUGHTYTORTY = Pedestrian Respawn

SPOONREASON = Invulnerability

SPAMFRITTERS = Free repairs

INTHEWAR = Instant repair

MILKYSMILES = Time bonus

BILLANDBEN = Mine

SPAMACCIDENTS = Frozen opponents

NASALSMEAR = Frozen cops

YUMMYLARD = Turbo opponents

YAKATTAK = Turbo cops

BENFORMARIO = Greased tyres

WEHATEMARIO = Acme Damage Magnifier

ICECREAMHOLE = 5 free recovery vouchers

MRCURSORSCOOL = Finish lap

SPAMFORREST = Instant Handbrake

GIVEMELARD = Mega Bonus (loadsa Money)

SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM = Pedestrians Glued to Ground

SMALLUDDERS = Giant pedestrians

SUPERHOOPS = Explosive pedestrians

IHAVESOMESPAM = Lunar Gravity

MOOSEONTHELOOSE = Pinball Mode

CHICKENFODDER = Bouncy Bouncy

BUYOURNEXTGAME = Oh dear, Jelly Suspension

HAMSTERSEX = Blind pedestrians

INTHELOFT = Drugs

ISLANDRULES = Vesuvian Corpses

GOOGLEPLEX = Underwater Ability

FUNNYJAM = Turbo Pedestrians

Now for the Super Code:

IBETYOUCANTPRINTCUNT = Activate Cheat Mode

1 = Credits (large)

2 = Pedestrians glued to ground

3 = Giant Pedestrians

4 = Explosive Pedestrians

5 = Hot Rod

6 = Turbo Peds

7 = Invulnerability

8 = Free Repairs

9 = Instant Repair

0 = Credits (small)

SHIFT+1 = Underwater ability

SHIFT+2 = Time bonus

SHIFT+3 = Bodywork Trashed

SHIFT+4 = Mine

SHIFT+5 = Frozen Opponents

SHIFT+6 = Frozen Cops

SHIFT+7 = Turbo Opponents

SHIFT+8 = Turbo Cops

SHIFT+9 = Lunar Gravity

SHIFT+0 = Frozen Timer

ALT+1 = Wall Climber

ALT+2 = Bouncey Bouncey

ALT+3 = Jelly Suspension

ALT+4 = Show Peds On Map

ALT+5 = Pedestrian Electro-Bastard Ray

ALT+6 = Greased Tires

ALT+7 = Acme Damage Magnifier

ALT+8 = Gravity from Jupiter

ALT+9 = Turbo Opponents

ALT+0 = Pinball Mode

SHIFT+ALT+1 = Bouncey Bouncey

SHIFT+ALT+2 = Instant Handbrake

SHIFT+ALT+3 = Pedestrians from Hades

SHIFT+ALT+4 = Turbo

SHIFT+ALT+5 = Mega Turbo

SHIFT+ALT+6 = Blind Pedestrians

SHIFT+ALT+7 = Pedestrian Respawn

SHIFT+ALT+8 = 5 Free Recovery vouchers

SHIFT+ALT+9 = Solid Granite Car

SHIFT+ALT+0 = Explosive Pedestrians

CTRL+1 = Drugs

CTRL+2 = Gripomatic Tires

CTRL+3 = Pedestrian Harvest

CTRL+4 = Vesuvian Corpses

CTRL+5 = Gravity from Jupiter