A Qestion That Bugs Me
When people get old and they have a strong accent how do they sound when they get like 90 years old? Do you know what I mean.. Please let me know. Sorry Im just a blond.
Top Ten Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
1) E-Mail flames from some guy named 'Fluffy.'
2) Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.
3) You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.
4) Your web browser has a new home page: http://www.feline.com/.
5) Your mouse has teeth marks in it...and a strange aroma of tuna.
6) Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of 'CyberDog.'
7) Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.
8) You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.
9) On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.
10) There are little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.
NEXT JOKE
Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God the Father as the judge.
They set themselves before their computers and begin. They are given the task, and began to type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over.
He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan indignantly protests, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out." "Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."Jesus enters a command and the screen comes to life with a vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished.
He stutters, "B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?"
God chuckles, "Satan, when are you going to learn ...Jesus saves!"
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Just More Stuff
Is anyone here Jass? A Hugh Jass?
Hey Magroin!! Pat Magroin!!
I need Hugginkiss!! Amanda Hugginkiss!!
Anyone seen Mike Rotch Lately?
Phone for McCrackin, Phil McCrackin!!
Is anyone here Wayne King
Isabelle Ringing? Hey Isabelle Ringing
Everyone put down your glasses, Ivana Tinkle
Is a Bath here? Guys! Guys! Anita Bath
Klosoff Wanted? Can I have Oliver Klosoff?
O'Problem? Do I have a Bea O'Problem?
Butts! Butts! I wana Seymour Butts!!
Is Daily Here? Oy!! I.P Daily!!
Say Magroin!! Who's Holden Magroin
Anyone here an Al Coholic
Pidass please! A Stu Pidass is wanted on the phone!!
Excuse Me Strap!A Jock Strap please
Just More Humor
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" Holmes asked.
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.
"Watson, you idiot. Somebody has stolen our tent!"
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