Watchmen hits theatres tomorrow.
(for the record, I'm watching it for the exceptional acting)

If you're up for a film that has bad guys, superheros and big threatening clocks, then you might wanna consider this. Anyway, I was looking over some movie screens, and the stuff looks quite good. Seeing as how this film concerns superheroes, let's check out some of the ones that caught my attention.

There's the Comedian, whose leather suit lacks the nipple ribbing that most superheroes typically show off.
There's the Nite Owl, whose rolly polly belly frightens me.
There's Dollar Bill, whose laughable misfortunes remind all of us why capes are so damn evil.
And of course there's Silk Spectre II. She wears a latex suit that conforms to her natural curves and a pair of leather boots that stretch right up to her... crap, what was I talking about?