There's this new gadget concept in development right now and it mimics the worse features of a cassette tape. Remember tapes? The obsolete pieces of plastic? Why would you? Seriously, why would you?

Now the one thing that I absolutely cannot stand about tapes is that I have such a difficult time rewinding/fast-forwarding and whatnot. But on the off-chance that you do fiddle around with a cassette, more often then not, you're gonna stick your pudgy finger in the hole and twist vigorously. Oh by the by, that's what this whole new gadget is based on; the cassette tape's neccesitous finger-winding. So if you think about it, the new concept herein, really isn't that new. This whole thing is kind of like taking dollar store technologies then incorporating them into high-priced Nerf gun products at the local Toys R' Us, which I've seen happen. And you wanna know what's the raciest thing about this concept MP3 player? The damn thing only holds 45 minutes of song! In an age where I can fit a thousand songs in my backpocket, this concept music player has the guts to stand next to iPod and boast nothing else more then phased-out technology and 10 songs. Phew. Good luck man.