You feed it, bathe it, clothe it and the returns are unbelievably low.

It's high time that the sucker pull his weight.

Make your child slip on the suit dubbed the 'Baby Mop' and watch your floors achieve unprecedented shininess. The logic herein is incredibly awesome. This IS a genius product. Cringe now friends: but you won't be laughing when your hardwood floors come in contact with massive chocolates of the figurative variety.

Now if only there were something out there that could teach tods to serve drinks...