Drink Your Bullets, Be Tough
I'd like to point out that illustrating one's tough-guy quality can manifest itself in a wide variety of ways, many of them downright weird.
Some guys build oak bookcases with their bare hands, and place in them trophies that showcase the most familiar of platitudes. Among them are "1st in Ping Pong" or even "3rd in spelling." Other guys devote irrational quantities of time mastering the most asinine of combos in Virtua Fighter, instalments one thru four. But wait. Something's amiss.
Long gone are the days where 'Chuck Norris' toughness can be exemplified by simple acts like sharpshooting backyard animals or even watching all four Die Hard films in succession. But every now and then, innovation strikes the minds of businessmen. And while such an innovation's distribution can be attributed entirely to moneymaking, it is not without style. Being able to utter the words, "I eat micro-bombs for lunch AND dinner" is quite similar to saying that you push out fire dragons whilst on the toilet. In any case, people get that you're a tough guy. But I'll take that down a level for now.
For those of youse that didn't notice the image, the first scroll down, the Bullet Ice Cube Tray takes on the shape of an AK magazine and spits out gratuitously sized rifle slugs. Ergo, YOU TOO can drink bullets. And in the interest of being macho, you best chug it down with some Mexican tequila -- the X variety. In the end, you'll have realized that this is way cooler and considerably more kickass then eating your bread bowl at Tim Hortons.
Note: These serve as excellent projectiles against friends.
Some guys build oak bookcases with their bare hands, and place in them trophies that showcase the most familiar of platitudes. Among them are "1st in Ping Pong" or even "3rd in spelling." Other guys devote irrational quantities of time mastering the most asinine of combos in Virtua Fighter, instalments one thru four. But wait. Something's amiss.
Long gone are the days where 'Chuck Norris' toughness can be exemplified by simple acts like sharpshooting backyard animals or even watching all four Die Hard films in succession. But every now and then, innovation strikes the minds of businessmen. And while such an innovation's distribution can be attributed entirely to moneymaking, it is not without style. Being able to utter the words, "I eat micro-bombs for lunch AND dinner" is quite similar to saying that you push out fire dragons whilst on the toilet. In any case, people get that you're a tough guy. But I'll take that down a level for now.
For those of youse that didn't notice the image, the first scroll down, the Bullet Ice Cube Tray takes on the shape of an AK magazine and spits out gratuitously sized rifle slugs. Ergo, YOU TOO can drink bullets. And in the interest of being macho, you best chug it down with some Mexican tequila -- the X variety. In the end, you'll have realized that this is way cooler and considerably more kickass then eating your bread bowl at Tim Hortons.
Note: These serve as excellent projectiles against friends.
2008-10-11 07:43:00 GMT
Comments (1 total)
Author:Anonymous
The guy who constructed this mold has gotta be bored outta his mind. Where do I get some tho.
--The AK47 Guy
2008-11-07 05:43:58 GMT
--The AK47 Guy