Babies crave attention. If you don't give them enough, they'll smite your laser printers with small legos, they'll leave metaphorical chocolates on furniture, and even refuse to sleep for hours on end.

To the parents who wish they could quell these laborious uprisings...

Zaky is indeed wacky. Their motto, "It's like leaving a part of you with the baby," is nothing short of disturbing; unless your child is accustomed to the touch of phantom sausage fingers. But in all fairness, the Zaky boasts a few 'so-so' features. It's made to mimic the weight and feel of someone familiar. That being said, the Zaky creates a cocoon-like shelter that psychologically bombards your baby with feelings of security and reassurance. It works in all positions for your baby; over, under, around, or anything your creative mind can muster. For added allure, the makers suggest that you soak Zaky with your natural body odour. Warming it with a home dryer is also strongly recommended.

You should keep in mind that these efforts are all made so that you can trick an infant into constantly feeling and smelling mom. The makers say Zaky allows you to leave a "hand" (they quoted this, not me) behind so that your baby can always feels like you're constantly touching him.

*Rhythmic spine chills commence*