HOLY CRAP! Just...holy crap.



Name: The "Big Baby" Shotgun

What is it:

This is what red-blooded men dream about. Six barrels. Horrific bullets. Huge Dragon's Breath. The "Big Baby" shotgun is designed to topple nauseated leviathans and psychotic trolls. Now keep in mind that the "Big Baby" is not Hellboy's primary weapon. His sidearm is pantswetting in its own right. Potent enough to punch cavities in monstrous oddities and other... strange ones. In the newly released 'The Golden Army', Hellboy is quite startled when a very large mutant escapes the sticky hold of a sewer aqueduct. If you watch the scene, he resorts to mumbling "oh crap," an indication of the state his underpants is in. It's only when the mutant starts squashing SUVs and lobbing electric signs that Hellboy takes out the six-barrelled hand cannon. So understandably, I'm led to assume that this is used only in emergencies. Quite nice that this hell-fashioned piece of weaponry is up for sale -- complete with removable shells. And when you wind it up, it spews out a very soothing rendition of Lullaby and Goodnight because big babies need comforting ditties.

What it weighs: Monstrous - 42 pounds

What it costs: Also monstrous - $700