A videogame called Lasagna World Tour, starring Garfield...actually exists.

This is no joke. Conspiracy Entertainment has done the unthinkable and has unleashed six degrees of fatness onto the gaming market, where each degree signifies one of Garfield's rolling chins. To shed additional light onto Conspiracy Entertainment's past history, I've compiled a short list of very notable titles.



The List

Action Girlz Racing

Rock n' Roll Adventures

Monster Trux Arena SE

Cocota Fishing Master, a game where players must catch five millenial fish before the Earth is swallowed whole by roaring volumes of lava. 

So by the looks of it, Conspiracy Entertainment is quite familiar with managing repeated blows to the face. And so, with such blows like Action GirlZ Racing (note the Z) under their belt, who would second-guess their eagerness in recruiting the ol' feline?

Conspiracy Entertainment considers Lasagna World to be a "run and jump" title, mainly because Garfield runs and jumps throughout. I would not. Garfield eats considerable sums in this title -- and that's fairly important. As reported, Garfield will display his usual lust for grub and in typical snob fashion, eat much of the same thing (lasagna) -- in exotic locations like Egypt, Italy and Mexico. This is in fact a recurring objective in the game.

Garfield will entertain as a cowboy, a fakir, and as evident in this latest screenshot, a hot-ass chef. Quite unexpected that Garfield would don fakir-wear (fakirs are Muslim mystics who sustain themselves by begging. Garfield would not beg, he takes). But without a doubt, I'm bored. Look at Garfield. He shares my enthusiasm as well.

Now excuse me. I'm going to enjoy the rest of my Monday. I'm sure Garfield has something to say about that as well.