They’ve actually done it.

Some American company has thrown piles of money into manufacturing the only piece of scariness capable in combating shitloads and shitloads of zombies. Awesome? Yes. But gee. Double rotation chainsaws? I seem to have longed for such a weapon when I was mowing down fire-eyed fatsoes brandishing desert utensils in a crappy instalment of Resident Evil. No sooner did I run out of ammo did I run to the nearest mutado and started dropping grenades in every friggen direction. Mission failed. Of course I was further reminded the uselessness of killing hollow minded mercs/villagers/dancing bears with the use of exploding firepower in Resident Evil 4 which made me really want to break everything with a very very powerful chainsaw, or at least something very big.



So I surfed online, hoping to stumble upon a cheat code to provide me with that advantage when I happened on this little piece of evil. The Stihl Yard Boss also has the option of mounting an awe-inspiring bolo line, rotating iron claws that liquefy the hanging appendages of the living undead, or anything for that matter, like city sanctioned traffic lights, your bed post, or even the neighbour’s deafening Chihuahua (URF!).



There really is no safe application for Sadismo’s weapon of choice. You want to cut some grass? Buy a lawnmower. You want to uproot some weeds? Use your fingernails. Where does that leave us?



Romero’s play land for the hungry undead.



Buy it now for $330 or wait until zombies render your money useless