'I'm a Romantic." ( "I'm poor.")

"I want a commitment." ( "I'm sick of masturbation." )

"I'll give you a call." ( "I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs
than see you again..")

"You're the only girl I've ever cared about" ( "You are the only girl who
hasn't rejected me." )

"I really want to get to know you better." ( "So I can tell my friends about it." )

"Haven't I seen you before?" ( "Nice ass." )

"I don't know if I like her" ( "She won't sleep with me." )

"I miss you so much" ( "I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting to look
good."

"Was it good for you?" ( "I'm insecure about my manhood." )

"How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?" ("Is my penis really that
small?" )

"I had a wonderful time last night." ( "Who the hell are you?" )

"Do you love me?" ( "I've done something stupid and you might find out." )

"Do you 'really' love me?" ( "I've done something stupid and you're going to
find out sooner or later.")

"How much do you love me?" ( "I've done something really stupid and someone's
on their way to tell you by now." )

"I have something to tell you." ( "Get tested." )

"I've been thinking a lot." ( "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk." )

"I've learned a lot from you." ( "Next!!!!" )