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| lali happened when me shelly n dis other guy had a threesome in a 1984 corvette with blue leather interior and it was red (later on i gave that corvette to shelly, but someone stole it from her) lalis original daddy ran away when he found out he was gonna be a daddy, so guess what....we had to find her a new daddy. its steve (can i have yer white jacket yet?) he lied about his age n said he was 18, LMFAO~!!! HAHAHAHA 18 MY ASS~!!! <:D lol (did i mention i need child support?) yeah so thas how lali happened (notice lali am doing dis in yer colors) yasmine-aunt, sam-uncle, poopy nick-cousin, shelly-dommy, della (me)-mommy, steve-daddy, kenne-grandaddy, and there are a buncha other half uncles and half bros and sises, but i aint gonna type all da shit. |
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| for lalis ghetto weddin we gonna use old, white bed sheets for a dress and pillow cover. the wedding is gonna be in a ghetto washington park with no grass, its gonna be raining and people are going to sit on plastic bags from safeway, the plastic bags are gonna be ripped in two so two asses can fit on one bag (i will have my own cuz im the mother), on the invitations that will be made out of binder paper it will say bring your own umbrelas. for pretty lights we are gonna have ghetto cheap christmas decorations. when its time for the bride to go down the isle she gonna walk wit her daddy and since its the ghetto wedding, there wont be any ceremony music, there will be steve walkin lali down the isle rappin through a paper cup with a string attached to it. when its dinner time, there will be maybe 10 burgers from mcdonalds or burger king and they will be cut in several pieces for maybe around 25 people, for a cake there will be wonder bread covered in whiped cream and for the little people on top we will have a cherry head with toothpics attached to them to make them look like people. the aproxemate cost of the whole wedding would be $35. and thas how my dawta lali will get married. P.S. if yew have any donations for lalis ghetto wedding please send them to me A.S.A.P. |
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| I OVE LALI N SHELLY |
| me lali shelly |
| P.S. the little flying babies around is lali lol. |
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