| ANNOYING!! |
| Ahhh...it seems stupid people trying to sound smart or cool always turn to tired cliches and like-totally-last-year phrases. *sigh* What a shame for those of us who are slightly more intelligent and much too classy to succumb to these annoying uses of the English language. While we suffer needlessly, these morons continue to annoy us with their supposed hipness. Hopefully, by creating this page (a collection of over-used phrases and words), the brainless people out there will learn, that, NO it's NOT cool when you say that, and YES, I'd like you to shut up! |
| First, the timeless (and witless) "WAAAZZZZZUUUPPP???" which led to: |
| "WASABIIIII???" which led to: |
| "What are you doooing??" |
| Totally unrelated, but the confusion between your and you're, usually found in angry hatemail letters from teenyboppers. YOUR is the possessive form. YOU'RE means YOU ARE. MAJOR pet peeve of mine. |
| White people saying things like "What up, my homie?? Yo, dawg, I be down wit dat!" Can you say wigger?? Or wannabe, perhaps. |
| "Aight?" 'Nuff said. |
| "Holy smokes!" As if smoking isn't a sin? |
| "Darn tootin'!" |
| "Save your money for a rainy day!" Sure, that's what I want to do. Go out and get drenched in a thunderstorm and spend the few measly bucks I've painstakingly saved. |
| Any word misspelled on purpose. i.e. wuz, wut, gurl, u, r, sum, 4got, b4, etc. |
| "Imitation is the highest form of flattery." Yeah, my bottom! I still say "copycat". |
| Supposably. SupposEDly, you morons! |
| Pro-NUN-see-ay-shun, not pro-NOUN-see-ay-shun! Pronunciation. |
| Clique: proNOUNced CLEEK. |
| Just about any word, phrase, or sentence to ever come forth from Justin Timberlake's mouth. For example, "worrrd." |
| "Ask" pronounced as "axe". If you meant axe, you're either a psycho axe murderer or a lumberjack or a fireman/woman. If you mean "ask" say ask!! |