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| A PHYSICS STUDENT WAS HIT BY A BRICK FALLING FROM A HOUSE. HE FAINTED, BUT CAME TO AFTER A WHILE AND STARTED SMILING. THE ONLOOKERS WERE WORRIED, SO THEY ASKED HIM WHY THE SMILE. "I JUST REALIZED HOW LUCKY I AM BECAUSE THE KINETIC ENERGY IS ONLY HALF M V SQUARED." |
| W HY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? ALBERT EINSTEIN: WHETHER THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD OR THE ROAD CROSSED THE CHICKEN DEPENDS ON YOUR FRAME OF REFERENCE |
| OLD MATHEMATICIANS NEVER DIE; THEY JUST LOSE SOME OF THEIR FUNCTIONS. |
| TEACHER: WHAT IS THE FORMULA FOR WATER? STUDENT: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O TEACHER: THAT'S NOT WHAT I TAUGHT YOU. STUDENT: BUT YOU SAID THE FORMULA FOR WATER WAS...H to O. |
| YOU CAN LISTEN TO THUNDER AFTER LIGHTNING AND TELL HOW CLOSE YOU CAME TO GETTING HIT. IF YOU DON'T HEAR IT YOU GOT HIT, SO NEVER MIND. |